Corruption-core

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

i hate you shein. i hate you wish. i hate you temu. i hate you aliexpress. i hate you fast fashion. i hate you consumerism. i hate you planned obsolescence. i hate you plastics.

Is Lena going to be the only one who lives in this show because she got FIRED?

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

its such a shame to me that when people hear the word "podcast" they immediately think of Joe Rogan or like 5 white men sitting in a circle talking about movies. thats not a real podcast. they dont even have gay people killing god! any true podcast is legaly mandated to have gay people kill god.