So I’m Just Watching Youtube, Trying To Chill Out And Whenever, When I Get A Lego Movie 2 Ad For A

i love being obsessed with awful people characters like omg he is soooo cute when he lies and schemes to get his way 😍😍😍

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

Can’t properly explain it, but “I like this character”, “I like how this character is written” and “I care about this character” are 3 very different things which may or may not overlap.

No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport

me: moral high horse? Oh no, this is my high moral horse.

horse, stoned as hell: legalisation is the most significant step of substance abuse harm reduction.

monkey’s sinister smile