I Feel Like Getting Shot Would Feel So Interesting For Two Seconds And Then It Would Probably Feel Bad

Had a dream that involved someone suggesting freezing cubes of butter as ice cubes for iced coffee as a solution for some problem. I no longer have any recollection of what problem this was supposed to solve.

someone please help my daughter has been rotated

If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion

…worm jokes don’t do very well in the Archives.

*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr