It's Really Funny To Take Spanish With People From Different Spanish-speaking Countries, Because The

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she's too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn't read my file because it explains that I'm not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it's impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn't believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she "looks fatter than that". So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?

wade actually knows about both

Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 😭

folk hero really

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

me then (young, naive): i dont swear because there are better choices to make with my vocabulary

me now (older, wiser): I am master of all the words, and fuck is the best one

but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse