I Am Nooooot Locked The Fuck In. Im Locked The Fuck Out. Call The Locksmith

crazy how I think I'm not brave enough to do some things and then I just go and get them done. and it's always like this

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

Random peasant: Witcher! There's a terrifying ghost that needs dealing with or else we'll all die

The terrifying ghost:

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

happy valentine’s day to hozier. thank you for blessing us with political calls to action within love songs.

love is and always will be an act of defiance

it's me, i'm the guy

dealer of any otc pain med you could imagine

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw