Don’t You Fucking Roleplay At Me On My Shitposts

monster cards

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

Titanosaurus cooling down.

Black girl magic

Scary Movie ... 🔪

It just feels like Yang is barely a character anymore, she needs to worry about herself, being an actual person. It's either about Blake or Ruby, but never herself.

Oh boo fuckin hoo. STOP Thinking Yang needs to only worry about Ruby!!! Jesus.

I LEGITIMATELY SHIP THEM THREE 💞

something hilarious i'm seeing about Kong and Godzilla, and the ship gong/kongzilla/mothkongzilla is that people are saying that Kong is an old man.

spiritually, yes, he's a Perpetually Exhausted Old Man who just wants to take a nap with his adopted kids.

physically and chronologically, he's only recently reached maturity.

he was still growing in Kong: Skull Island which took place in the 70s, reached his full height in GvK which took place in the 2020s, is a little shorter than our boy Goji, and i think some of the comics put his birth around the 1700s?????

all the other titans were in hibernation at that point (on the surface at least), meaning that Kong is basically an 18 yr old and the ship kongzilla is a May/December romance LMAO

can you pick up what i'm putting down?

Mothra is a cougar, Goji is an Old Man, and Kong is out here living his Best Life as their sexy pool boy