I just found out that these dumb fucking freaks are trying to take not only my soft gay shit, but my fucking porn too. I’m sorry, but wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!?! If I loose this, I have nothing to live for. That means that I am all the more willing to fucking SLAUGHTER whoever dare try and lay a fucking FINGER on my HARDCORE GAY SMUT!!!! You know, I always said that I wouldn’t write any hardcore smut until the stars aligned and I knew that nobody I knew would find my Tumblr or ao3 account, but idk anymore. I’ll be setting up a pole soon for what you guys wanna see. Fandom, type of shit, all that jazz. Wait for that update and give me some feedback on whatever deranged shit you want me to post for my first on ao3 in honor of the
Northern Lights (1/2?)
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!! THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NORTHERN AMERICA IS 🔛🔝 RN W THE ECLIPSE AND NOW THIS AHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m sorry, but remember when I was in my tags talking abt Bellweather and their amazing fics? I said something along the lines of “plz update your circus fic I need more universal swing Kyle” (I’m talking abt their fic “If Bodies Could Fly” go read it it’s really good). Well, guess what happened yesterday, ie the first day with ao3 back from war? IT WAS UPDATED!!!!! That was probs my favorite thing to ever happen to me. So whoever sees/cares abt this pls go read their fic. It’s really worth it :)
actually vomiting ao3 is down and ive lost my will to live
Ao3 being down on the FIRST DAY I have an account has to be some sort of fucked-up pipe dream. Please tell me I’m fucking joking. Complaints aside, proud of the Ao3 volunteers for not giving up on the site yet. I, along with an ass ton of other people, are rooting for you to kick whatever the fuck that is interrupting my abusive style/comfort k2 fic in its flat, tiny, puny little ass!
AINT NO WAY IN HELL THIS BITCH SAID “SHARK SANJI X HORSE ZORO” 💀💀💀💀💀
I fucking love whoever said that-
Anyways I ❤️ lil Sanji’s middle finger like yass baby boy flip off your child bride.
Im sorry i need sleep but this is a genuinely beautiful idea and the art makes me giggly tysm for this.
NEW SHIPPING DYNAMIC HEHEH
(OG IDEA : @thedemises )
ALSO I drew this on Whiteboard Fox! It’s a rlly fun free web and you can even draw with other peeps!! PRETTY COOL!
FUCKING GOD DAMMIT!!!!
okokok now I wanna see how I can sell diff ppl on different opinions, seeing as idk who’s winning. so, some propaganda for you:
save a horse (actually the cowboy):
look, we all wanted Ace to live. after he left of after alabasta I was so ready to see more of him. and then he just had to go get his ass kicked. so, no, i do not forgive anyone for that. how do we fix our problems on tumblr?? by writing an au abt it, ofc. so, save the man. and ill make this fic like the fluffiest shit ever just cuz if an endings gonna be happy w me it’s gonna be the happiest. Sanji and Ace are just gonna be in love and it’ll be so eww.
it’s a cannon event (cowboys aren’t even that cool):
okay, a little lotta bit angsty. but who doesn’t like hurt sanji?? And in an environment where he can’t act hurt (infer all you’d like, your getting nothing outta me >:) ) means for some serious character development. And inflection galore too. Also, hurt sanji is like everyone’s cup of tea, so I don’t see why we wouldn’t kill of the bitch if he’s already dead canonically.
that’s all I could come up with now look forward to further propaganda later ;)
gobble gobble, bitches. happy late fucksgiving! hope yall told your loved ones how many fucks you give them, and know that yall have all the fucks in my heart
cosmo or lu Ryan Goslings Grooviest Fanshe/her - raised by the internet, but not this part of it find me @astronomicalfailuree and @galacticslump ;)
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