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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

imo it makes waaayyyyy more sense if cold days were really long with lots of sunlight and if hot summer days ended at 5pm and we had long summer nights is the Earth stupid or something?

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

Man how do people make interesting magic systems look so easy ive been struggling to remake one for a project i already have guiding foundations for

there should be more dragons on tumblr

thought id take a crack at an obscure sorrow because the dictionary of obscure sorrows still doesnt get at everything i want words for

laccevenomism - /læt͡ʃːəˈvɛnəmɪzm/ or /lækːəˈvɛnəmɪzm/

the frustration that one cannot express discomfort because the person or situation causing it is doing something socially perceived as "good" or "selfless".

can be shortened to laccevenom if used to describe the feeling (i.e. "slowly building laccevenom") or if used in a less abstract context (i.e. "her face betrayed hints of laccevenom")

idk i think this would resonate with a couple people out there because "communicate when you're unhappy :)" advice seems engineered to coincide with a maze of situations that don't let you speak out about things.

impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work

worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss

guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:

patron request for struggling single mom loki 🐎🐍🐺💀

Noot noot

Lorvren, demon of loss & luck (2019)