Dnp Are Kind Of Insane For Telling Us That The Show Is “contextless Boyfriend Approved” Like Why

I want the Dan and Phil made me gay shirt so bad but. But I’m not gay. And I feel like it would be appropriating the dnp lesbian army culture

saying "you missed the memo" on reading out a question asking how to get over a breakup is the most fucking quintessential not-quite-a-hard-launch thing they've said so far

Happy 15 years of Dan and Phil <3

15 years of memories

guys 😭😭 dan and phil care so much about us 😭😭 like 😭😭 what do you mean they’re editing the video right fucking now and they’re going to upload it later tonight instead of fucking going out 😭😭

granted, they could totally just go out late and stay out late idk i’m not their mother but jesus fucking christ they’re the sweetest and they love us so dearly, i’m emotional.

dan and phil!! if you can hear me!! you did not have to do anything you have done for us on this tour (particularly the massive amount of content that’s come out in october), but you did it anyway!! we appreciate it!! we love you so so much!! thank you!! GOD DAMMIT

I watched it at the gym today because they were on the stream while I was doing my cardio on the treadmill (it overlapped perfectly tbh). And I can certify that this feeling of “oh god this is my circus” is immensely magnified when gym bros and really pretty fit girls are glancing suspiciously at your screen, upon which two twinks in turtlenecks are building owl slides and touching each other’s shoulders and wearing giant papier-mâché Sim heads

watching dan and phil on a public livestream really is like oh yeah that’s my circus. yep and those are my monkeys!

we need to be really fucking afraid. like we need to start seriously preparing beyond our wildest dreams because at yesterday’s q&a

directly after phil said “no seriously imagine it” and zoned out, he pointed at the cardboard cutout of gerard way and said, and i QUOTE:

“that would be— we should get a picture that before- because then we could- use it for the Thing on the Thing day”

the Thing on the Thing day????? and now apparently their director posted that they’ll be at the vegas mcr/fob festival Like is this fucking play about us?

I don’t even care, I still can’t wait (yes I did overcome my parasocial fear and buy tickets)

terrible influence tour is just dan and phil hunting us for sport

GUYS I just made my first ever post after lurking on tumblr for more than a decade and people actually liked it!?! I could cry right now thank you so much 🫶🏻✨💖

Phil really said “I canttttttt it’s too heavyyyyy 🥺☺️” and then the moment Dan helped him with the plant he said “show-off 😒” he is the ultimate babygirl to me. Like what Pampered Princess behavior (said with affection)

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