Little Tikes Turtle Ashtray

Old man zooming at 70mph.

Monday attire. (via humor_me_pink)

How to Make Sushi (by Molg H.)

MILF

Man, I’d Love to Fuckingdie

Caught some wicked pictures of the storm that hit my town today. Never seen the sky turn so green. Amazing shots of thermodynamics at work though *inner nerd squeals with excitement*

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

maw- glitched / pixel sorted

this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever made