Damn. Severe Bummer InDEED Y'all

Dear mr professor,

sorry i didnt do the assignment. tummy hurt

It is a luxury to have a parent whom you will one day mourn

I think I'm going to have a little ✨menty b✨

new year, new me! I'm going to get even sillier

I know what you did.

You give me one of those terribly awkward side-hugs. You comment on my town, and how you'll have to come visit sometime. You are not welcome in my home. I smile and reply politely.

But our eyes don't lie. In yours I can see pity. "What ever happened to her?" "It's s shame, really. She used to be so sweet." Perhaps a hint of fear. You know that I know. You know that I remember.

In my gaze hangs only hatred.

I wish I had infinite cookie

Do I want cheese? Yes. Desperately. Do I think know if I eat cheese at this hour I will suffer great consequences? Yes.

Girlhood is turning your cellular hotspot on in the Taco Bell parking lot so your friend can order the Taco Bell Cheez-it Box

Anything can be a UFO if you're bad at identifying flying objects

Did you know that if you pay attention in class you'll understand better (I will not be learning from my mistakes)