Keep All Your Writing. Keep That Bad Fanfic You Wrote When You Were 12. Keep That Essay You Wrote Junior

Thank you for loving me like your own.

Not to be a choosing beggar but why do gameshows only seem to be giving out money nowadays? What happened to kitchen appliance sets and cruises? Don't give me the burden of choice

After all, do they not bleed?

I wonder if you miss me

Fighting my inner demons (I want to eat pudding for breakfast)

It is a luxury to have a parent whom you will one day mourn

Wait. You mean to tell me they named a animal "pee cock?" 🤨

I feel like the beach showcases humanity at its finest. There are happy newlyweds taking pictures together. Elderly couples walk hand in hand and watch the sunset. Little kids bubble over with excitement when they see the water for the first time. Everyone is collecting shells. There is pure, uncontainable joy. A sense of peace hangs in the air along with the salt.

And then I look for too long and see the plastic bottle caps bobbing in the water and the beer cans littering the sand.

I wish you knew how much I love you.

I can feel it getting duller, drawing it's last breaths. It's okay; it's natural. It's absolutely bittersweet.

I miss you, my dear. I miss how you made me feel. I hope you know that I will always love you. And I am so, so proud of you.

Remember, the most important thing is to do all your tasks with a scowl :)

*my assistant runs on stage, whispering frantically* wait- what. Oh- a SMILE do it with a SMILE- WAIT A SMI-