AW SHIT THEY FOUND HIM-

How tf did this conversation come to be

and why tf do whores steal lemons

why

you’re making lemonade or eating them raw u whores?

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

Waiter: *(nearly in tears)* PLEASE JUST SAY STOP- ITS A SINGLE SYLLABLE

Tim’s angel on his shoulder: Thou shall not yield.

(Dont ask what the devil’s doing rn 😭)

Tim: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Tim: I will not yield.

what if my bed is on the floor 🙃

im already a flat monster haha-

I rarely talk about my actual HCs for media hyperfixations on here but I feel like it. Here's some Demon Slayer Headcanons/little observations about mostly physical aspects.

As much as I love how Giyuu's plain shin wrappings really dig in the point that he has the characteristics of a rock (I say this in a loving way) I prefer to think/live in the delusion that they're fabric, similar to Zenitsu's, which matches his haori sides.

I also like to think that he ties his hair using a ribbon of some sort (usually red, though maybe we can pretend he actually has the energy to change the colors every once in a while) and it's long so the two pieces fall down with his ponytail. I think he'd just look beautiful.

I thought Nezuko just had really dark brown hair for the longest time, usually because it's highlighted with warmer tones in lighting, unlike most black-haired characters, so even though I know it's supposed to be black I always say it's dark brown. I think she'd look absolutely stunning that way, and it makes sense to me since there's like no brown haired characters. And maybe a bit of it is also projection. I also HC the same for Makio and Hinatsuru's hair though I'm SURE Makio's is supposed to be dark brown actually. I swear.

Sanemi would definitely have crooked canine teeth that never really grow down with the rest of his teeth (you know the kind I'm talking about) and they stick out a lot. It makes him look like he has fangs sometimes, or just makes him look a little snarly n cute in general

On a similar note, I swear I'm not obsessed with teeth I just have so many HCs pertaining to them, Sabito's two front teeth would be long like a rabbit's. He has those British rabbit teeth. I always think of rabbits when I see him despite the whole fox thing and I think it'd look so cute on him!

Even though he just has long demon canines in canon (I think?) I like to imagine Genya having shark teeth, like Denji. He has those anime-boy sharp biters.

I love the HC that Zenitsu has freckles, same for Giyuu though I'm not completely sold on that one being a 100% thing. Zenitsu just has freckle-boy energy. And they're not brown, they're the orange kind.

This one, similar to Nezuko's, is where it's just plainly defying canon facts, but I love the idea of Kanao being a little taller. Maybe it's because of that one picture where she's hauling Inosuke away from the infinity castle, or because I like projecting my friend onto her, but I love the idea of her being around 5'6 to 5'8, the second tallest of the kamaboko squad next to Genya's 6'+ ass.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH

Nightwing: COME HOME!!!

Oh wow, thank you!

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have these been done yet

Holy fuck natsuo x shigaraki is a thing yes PLEASE

Holy crap that’s deep-

I didn't see anyone mention this, but in 'I'm not sorry for loving you', when Odysseus says 'I love you' to Calypso, I don't think he's being nice to her, but on the contrary. I think he's trying to hurt her.

It doesn't makes sense that Odysseus would say that to her, unless he knows that's the best way of getting revenge on Calypso. He gives her hope, just for a moment, and you can see the excitement on her voice, before breaking her heart and leaving to never come back.

Odysseus was never going to say goodbye to her, SHE is the one who goes to the beach to talk to him one last time.

And Calypso, who until this point has been sinning about how she doesn't regret falling in love with him, suddenly changes after he tells her 'But not in the way you want me to'. She hates to be in love with him now, she regrets it, not only because she knows that Odysseus is never going to love her, but also because is the first time Odysseus is able to hurt her.

After all, this is the Vengeance Saga. Odysseus starts by getting revenge on Calypso, the goddess that keep him away from Penelope for years, and he choose the most effective method; and the saga ends with him getting revenge on Poseidon, but this time with physical torture.

Odysseus is smart, he doesn't say that just because, he tries to hurt his enemies, Calypso is just a different monster, one that he can't defeat in a combat or by rejecting her, but by letting her know that he's never going to love her, no matter what, and he's always going to fight to leave her side.

Everyday im on tumblr, everyday i find a sickass writing idea. I have the ability to write, I was given a story idea, I just can’t.

I don’t know. I want to write this. I want to read it. But i just

i swear i just can’t do anything anymore

Young Justice Spider.

I have seen a lot of post where Spider-Man gets sent to Gotham because Dr strange’s memory erasing spell means he can’t stay in the marvel universe anymore, and get adopted by the batfam. But there are not a lot of fics with him and young justice. (Unless you count tiny one shots.)

But what if he landed somewhere else? What if typical Parker luck caused him to enter the dc universe somewhere less favorable because that is where the action would be happening next?

I am going to have the portal spit him out in the underground levels of Cadmus labs on the day that Robin, Kid Flash, and Aqualad go to investigate the fire but end up rescuing Superboy. In fact I think I will have his sudden appearance be why the main psychic genomorph decided to do the fire that day instead of later like planned.

So Cadmus security is already distracted and busy trying to catch one intruder that they miss the side kicks arising and entering through the express elevator. Robin hacks the system and finds project Kr and that there seems to be an “asset” trying to escape. They search and Find Spidey first and since aren’t setting off the spider sense like everything else in the building is he quickly agrees to go with them.

Then they go down to the level project Kr is on, and like in the episode, release the clone. Peter’s Spider sense goes off and he intercepts the attack. Because Superboy is only half kryptonian and hasn’t had natural sunlight yet they are evenly matched strength wise, but Superboy is a tad faster. It isn’t until the scientist Desmond orders the psychic genomorph to psy-blast Spidey that Superboy gets the upper hand and takes him and the other side kicks out.

The rest of the escape happens like in the episode where Superboy changes sides and rescues them from the cloning lab. Then they fight the roided up Desmond/Blockbuster and bring the building down on the former scientist.

When the Justice league gets there and the explain what happened, the adults of course also ask who Spider-man is. Fortunately Robin and Kid Flash made it seem like he was an escaping clone and Peter has the presence of mind to go with the cover story they accidentally gave. So he will be staying in the young justice base with Superboy.

Ok lunch is ending for me, so let’s see what other people can add onto this.