I Just Learned That A Group Of Rabbits Is Called A Fluffle And I Don't Care If That's Accurate Or Not

I had to.

crazy how dabi is the product of his father's eugenic dream of creating a genetically ideal success while hawks is the product of a one-night stand between two people who never wanted each other, let alone a child like wow. ok. designer baby toya vs unplanned and unwanted aby keigo.

😭 thanks for breaking my heart ig

a white lie 

Its perfect.

my firm and very sincere belief that the wayne family initiation orientation docket has many points, and addendums but the one on the top is:

"Don't start shit with Duke. God as his witness, he won't start shit but he WILL end it. "

and why?

because duke doesn't give even half a fuck, he can and will e v i s c e r a t e you.

Jason steals the last cookie? "no wonder your mom sold you out, you stupid bitch. not even death could bear you so you're back trying to make the rest of miserable. loser bitch. i'll crowbar your fucking face."

Tim makes a snarky, harmless joke at his expense? "Your mom probably drank that poison in Hawaii to get away from you. The constant flying about wasn't enough. She needed to get off the literal existential plane. all those times you thought you're a burden and no one loves you? you were right. fear toxin aint showing you your worst fears, its showing you the fucking truth. loser virgin. get the fuck out of my face"

so on and forth. Not even Bruce or Alfred are spared. Duke won't know proportional response if it hit him in the face. Regularly, daytime villains send batman complaint letters (!!!) about the signal, because damnit they're just robbing banks, no need to bring up their mommy issues into it??? with Duke, there is no passive there is only aggressive. You won't think it, looking into his warm brown eyes and his lovely, easy smile. but you will know it. by god, if you start shit, you will know it.

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

I got ‘ruin’ first try but i forgot to screenshot :/

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

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Which ones which

I’m Christian and this should probably offend me but this is kinda funny ngl.