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Dabi: God, give me patience.

Hawks: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Dabi: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

I love the reference to medusa

I think (or maybe head-cannon) that Athena is the most human amongst the gods.

She sees their best as the goddess of wisdom, witnessing their enlightenment.

She sees their worst as the goddess of wisdom, they fight and war against one another.

And she sees the one thing that all the other gods are blind too: How much humans care. Whether the humans care too little or too much or care just enough. The way they are loyal in battle. The way their relationships are complicated. The way each human has the ability to care but only few choose too.

I think since Athena is the most human, she acts the most human too. She lashes out like the olympian god she is, only for her human conscience to bite her in the ass later.

There are theories out there that Athena gave Medusa the ability to turn people to stone so that she would never be taken advantage of again. Most speculate that Athena did it out of spite, since Medusa had been assaulted in her temple.

The latter theory may bot make sense but Athena is still an olympian god. Unpredictable and complex.

I think Athena made Medusa ugly out of spite but gave her protection out of sympathy. Like, at first, Athena was pissed, but then, she took it back and turned that curse into a blessing in disguise.

The same for Arachne. Maybe Athena lashed out, like most gods, and cursed Arachne without thinking. But then Athena blessed Arachne to be one of the most feared creatures out there. Idk.

Anyways, point is, Athena is the only god with some sort of sympathy to the plight of humans because she knows how humans really are.

🦉 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒘𝒂𝒓 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒓

Here is my Atena design!

I'm thinking of making her a little more muscular, but slender, as if she represented the agility of battles. She rarely smiles, like a strict teacher who wants the best for you and one way or another, she will always be remembered. Also her snakes re a refference to medusa, as they represent each other (as my friend told me and I love to see like that).

And! Apollo and Athena after 'God Games' in EPIC - the musical and she gets this lightning scar.

Zeus beat the crap out of her, but he would never kill Athena!! And I like that it suits him to be so strict with her, at least for me, she is the oldest daughter and the one who suffers the most pressure. What I dont like... its that in Epic, Zeus changed to look worse again!! ;w; really, he was way chill about releasing Odisseus and just wanted to not upset Poseidon in the process....

😭 This just fits perfectly.

If you don’t get it, Athena was born from Zeus (her father).

Hephaestus split Zeus’ head open with an ax and Athena sprung out, fully grown and wearing armor.

The joke is: Athena thinks babies are born from men because that’s how she was born.

Odysseus: *hands baby Telemachus to Athena*

Athena: Wow, he's heavy.

Athena, touching Ody's forehead: I hope the labour wasn't too hard for you?

Odysseus:

Odysseus: It was fine.

Penelope: *sniggering*

Odysseus, to Penelope: Please can I just tell her the truth now?

Penelope: Nope.

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Bruce: Damian care to explain why Dick is covered in blue highlighter ink?

Damian *who's holding said blue highlighter*: it's because he's important. I'm supposed to highlight only the important stuff.

Dick *who's face is covered in blue highlighter while also trying not to cry*: YoU tHiNk iM iMpOrTaNt?

Bruce: you can't just color on his face Damian

Dick *actually crying now*: he said I'm important-

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Kid!Tim, called to the principles office. Waiting for an adult to come get him.

Dick, storming in: WHAT HAPPENED.

Principal: as you can see Timothy has engaged in-

Dick: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Now Timtam what’s wrong? Are you alright? Do you need a hug? It’s alright.

Tim, pulled the fire alarm because he wanted the last chocolate muffin in the cafeteria but they aren’t allowed seconds: I- I just though I saw a fire. I was trying *hiccup* I was trying to do the right thing. I’m so sorry.

Principal: Mr. Grayson. We have security footage that Timothy pulled the alarm completely purposefully-

Dick: Can’t you see he’s never done anything wrong in his life?

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