Tim Genuinely Tweaking While Trying To Convince The Batfam That Bruce Is Alive

Jason: it’s always “we love you, you’re apart of our family too, you’re enjoyable to be around, please come home for dinner, blah blah blah,” until you make ONE trauma compensating joke…

Duke: Jason you said “damn this chicken tastes better than the concrete floor of that warehouse lmao” on the anniversary of your own death

Tim: you literally made dick cry

2025, new hyperfixation unlocked

I found this fanfiction for Natsou X shigaraki what’s the weather in Nice while I was doing my daily go through for the newest fan, fictions the appear on the godforsaken tag

the audacity of this bish to make me cry how dare you i feel so hurt from the very depths of my soul 😭

Recreation of that one moment

Writing prompts are awesome :>

it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!

😭 This just fits perfectly.

If you don’t get it, Athena was born from Zeus (her father).

Hephaestus split Zeus’ head open with an ax and Athena sprung out, fully grown and wearing armor.

The joke is: Athena thinks babies are born from men because that’s how she was born.

Odysseus: *hands baby Telemachus to Athena*

Athena: Wow, he's heavy.

Athena, touching Ody's forehead: I hope the labour wasn't too hard for you?

Odysseus:

Odysseus: It was fine.

Penelope: *sniggering*

Odysseus, to Penelope: Please can I just tell her the truth now?

Penelope: Nope.

Waiter: *(nearly in tears)* PLEASE JUST SAY STOP- ITS A SINGLE SYLLABLE

Tim’s angel on his shoulder: Thou shall not yield.

(Dont ask what the devil’s doing rn 😭)

Tim: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Tim: I will not yield.

Ok I did the thing

Don't look at it too hard

I miss the days when kids didn’t need to worry so much.

Instead we got kids crying because of war.

Because of social issues.

Because of the pressure from people around them.

Because of the ethical decisions they are forced to make.

Like, dude this kid is 11 or smthn. They don’t to have an opinion abt abortion or politics. Give them time and help them figure it out. Forcing people to take sides sucks, let alone forcing a child to choose if they believe something is right or not.

I really really miss the days when a child’s biggest decision was choosing between baseball teams.

I don’t know, I think I’m just venting at this point. I’m just sick of people forcing opinions onto others and forcing everyone into a war and taking sides. It’s not good to ignore the problem but at this point, it might be the best.

I wish Amazon treated their workers better but you have to admit that it’s kinda funny

((pay us more amazon))