I Love The Starscream Arch In Skybound So Much

I rarely talk about my actual HCs for media hyperfixations on here but I feel like it. Here's some Demon Slayer Headcanons/little observations about mostly physical aspects.

As much as I love how Giyuu's plain shin wrappings really dig in the point that he has the characteristics of a rock (I say this in a loving way) I prefer to think/live in the delusion that they're fabric, similar to Zenitsu's, which matches his haori sides.

I also like to think that he ties his hair using a ribbon of some sort (usually red, though maybe we can pretend he actually has the energy to change the colors every once in a while) and it's long so the two pieces fall down with his ponytail. I think he'd just look beautiful.

I thought Nezuko just had really dark brown hair for the longest time, usually because it's highlighted with warmer tones in lighting, unlike most black-haired characters, so even though I know it's supposed to be black I always say it's dark brown. I think she'd look absolutely stunning that way, and it makes sense to me since there's like no brown haired characters. And maybe a bit of it is also projection. I also HC the same for Makio and Hinatsuru's hair though I'm SURE Makio's is supposed to be dark brown actually. I swear.

Sanemi would definitely have crooked canine teeth that never really grow down with the rest of his teeth (you know the kind I'm talking about) and they stick out a lot. It makes him look like he has fangs sometimes, or just makes him look a little snarly n cute in general

On a similar note, I swear I'm not obsessed with teeth I just have so many HCs pertaining to them, Sabito's two front teeth would be long like a rabbit's. He has those British rabbit teeth. I always think of rabbits when I see him despite the whole fox thing and I think it'd look so cute on him!

Even though he just has long demon canines in canon (I think?) I like to imagine Genya having shark teeth, like Denji. He has those anime-boy sharp biters.

I love the HC that Zenitsu has freckles, same for Giyuu though I'm not completely sold on that one being a 100% thing. Zenitsu just has freckle-boy energy. And they're not brown, they're the orange kind.

This one, similar to Nezuko's, is where it's just plainly defying canon facts, but I love the idea of Kanao being a little taller. Maybe it's because of that one picture where she's hauling Inosuke away from the infinity castle, or because I like projecting my friend onto her, but I love the idea of her being around 5'6 to 5'8, the second tallest of the kamaboko squad next to Genya's 6'+ ass.

Bruce: Damian care to explain why Dick is covered in blue highlighter ink?

Damian *who's holding said blue highlighter*: it's because he's important. I'm supposed to highlight only the important stuff.

Dick *who's face is covered in blue highlighter while also trying not to cry*: YoU tHiNk iM iMpOrTaNt?

Bruce: you can't just color on his face Damian

Dick *actually crying now*: he said I'm important-

True

My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.

Can we have a built in containment cell

For no specific reason at all

Jason: it’s always “we love you, you’re apart of our family too, you’re enjoyable to be around, please come home for dinner, blah blah blah,” until you make ONE trauma compensating joke…

Duke: Jason you said “damn this chicken tastes better than the concrete floor of that warehouse lmao” on the anniversary of your own death

Tim: you literally made dick cry

I love to think that Ody fell for Penelope because he thought she was on an equal level with him in terms of both wit and sparring ability.

Ha. She bests him in fighting every time. Ody is just a bit cleverer.

penelope of sparta

Odysseus: 600 men making our way back home to Ithaca!

*Polyphemus swings his club around*

Odysseus: 593 men making our way back home to Ithaca.

*Poseidon wipes out the other 11 ships in the fleet*

Odysseus: ...43 men making our way back home to Ithaca.

*Elpenor's drunk ass falls off Circe's roof*

Odysseus: 42 men making our way back home to Ithaca, I guess.

*Scylla targets the torch holders*

Odysseus: 36 men making our way back home to Ithaca. Put that sword away, Eurylochus.

*Zeus strikes the ship with lightning*

Odysseus: 1 man making his way back home to Penelope and Telemachus. And by the gods, I will somehow make it.

"The horse and the infant"

How tf did this conversation come to be

and why tf do whores steal lemons

why

you’re making lemonade or eating them raw u whores?

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

I swear these two just wanted to raise their son together and live happily-

Odysseus and Penelope “all these bitches want me but I don’t want them” of Ithaca