That Last Part Is So Sad

2025, new hyperfixation unlocked

I found this fanfiction for Natsou X shigaraki what’s the weather in Nice while I was doing my daily go through for the newest fan, fictions the appear on the godforsaken tag

reblog if you support:

• pre- or non-hrt trans people

• genderfluid/non-binary people who want hrt

• genderfluid/non-binary people who don't want hrt

• pre- or non-op trans people

• tall transfems

• short transmascs

• fat/plus size trans people

• fem trans men

• masc trans women

• transmascs who don't/can't/won't bind

• transfems who don't/can't/won't tuck

• transfems with wide shoulders

• transmascs with wide hips

• genderfluid/non-binary people with facial hair or tits

• genderfluid people whose presentation is static but their gender is not

• non-binary people whose desired presentation is how society says their agab should present

• transmascs who bind but still have a visible chest

• non- conventionally-attractive trans people

• non-conforming trans people

• non-"passing" trans people

• non-stereotypical trans people

We don't all fit into cisnormative society's bullshit stereotypes!

I'm trying to prove a point to some transphobic relatives. Back me up tumblr.

Forget the halloween room, what is up with the unknown?! (Hallway thing near the Halloween room)

An interesting element I don’t often see in Batfamily fics is that Wayne Manor in all likelihood was built to accommodate an extensive staff and while Alfred may or may not be the only live-in employee in modern times (depending on canon) there are dozens of rooms and even an entire wing of the house that were historically devoted to feeding, housing, and employing many different types of people in order to maintain a grand estate 24/7. Carriage houses out back with old living quarters above what used to be horse stalls. Endless rickety, narrow servants’ staircases hidden alongside and behind the main, grander staircases. Bells and switches attached throughout the house to alert staff of changes. Pipes to the maids’ rooms in the attic that have to be turned off in winter because of disuse. Secondary kitchens and butler’s pantries.

That’s why Alfred being the only servant left (or one of only a few) is so important. He’s one man in an entire empty wing.

Clark: Should we really be here?

Bruce: What is it, Clark? Do you not want to be on a date with me?

Clark: I do! But it feels weird to be following Cass and her date like this.

Bruce: We’re not following them, we just happen to be in the same vicinity. Bowling is my hobby.

Clark: …Sure. Anyway, he seems like a nice guy.

Bruce: Hmph. He may be big and tall, but I bet those muscles are just for show. Even Damian could take him on.

Clark: Damian is a trained assassin.

Bruce: Eat your strawberry crêpe, Clark.

Clark: Bruce, why are there police officers talking to Cass?

Bruce: Ha! I knew there was something suspicious about that guy.

Clark: They’re heading this way.

Officer: Sirs, we’ve received a police report about two suspicious-looking men in Hawaiian shirts and sunglasses stalking a pair of teenagers. Please come with us to the police station for further questioning.

Bruce: Stalking a pair of- That’s my daughter!

Clark: Can I finish my crêpe? I don’t want to waste good food.

Boop :3

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my firm and very sincere belief that the wayne family initiation orientation docket has many points, and addendums but the one on the top is:

"Don't start shit with Duke. God as his witness, he won't start shit but he WILL end it. "

and why?

because duke doesn't give even half a fuck, he can and will e v i s c e r a t e you.

Jason steals the last cookie? "no wonder your mom sold you out, you stupid bitch. not even death could bear you so you're back trying to make the rest of miserable. loser bitch. i'll crowbar your fucking face."

Tim makes a snarky, harmless joke at his expense? "Your mom probably drank that poison in Hawaii to get away from you. The constant flying about wasn't enough. She needed to get off the literal existential plane. all those times you thought you're a burden and no one loves you? you were right. fear toxin aint showing you your worst fears, its showing you the fucking truth. loser virgin. get the fuck out of my face"

so on and forth. Not even Bruce or Alfred are spared. Duke won't know proportional response if it hit him in the face. Regularly, daytime villains send batman complaint letters (!!!) about the signal, because damnit they're just robbing banks, no need to bring up their mommy issues into it??? with Duke, there is no passive there is only aggressive. You won't think it, looking into his warm brown eyes and his lovely, easy smile. but you will know it. by god, if you start shit, you will know it.

Ok so we have all heard the post about Batman adopting Zuko from avatar the last Airbender. (For those who haven’t here is a link)

But imagine if the entire Gaang ended up in DC universe but we’re separated on entry.

Zuko lands in Gotham.

Aang in either Metropolis or Smallville. Actually I don’t have the heart to separate him from Appa and Momo so Smallville it is.

Katara and Sokka out on the coast where Aquaman would find them.

Suki on paradise island or where ever in the mainland Wonder Woman lives.

But where do we put Toph?

FOUND IT

SPEAK

why is non-con/dub con so normalized here? Its lit rape with a pink ribbon on it. "iTs NoT rEaL sO iTs FiNe" Do you realize how foolish that sounds? Rape is a disgusting thing and making writing based of it is even more disgusting. Its based of sexual trauma.

Another one is aging up minor characters for 18+ things, dude. They are sixteen, MINORSS. They dont do anything remotely close to sex yet, and thats just weird. Making smut of a minor?

"its aged up so its fine" No, If a character isn't currently eighteen, then they SHOULDNT be "megumi f@cks you raw" or "suo spanks ur s*utty p*ssy" (these are actual titles I think)

Strict fluff with minors are completely fine, like hand-holding, hugging, cuddling or basically teenage love. But if they are currently 16 then why tf you writing smut about a LITERAL TEENAGER. No because what is your actual thought process?

"You could just block it? Don't kinkshame" shut the actual fuck up, the issue is that in general.

So annoying. He’s trying to be nice but it’s so annoying.