I actually did like the lineart I did for that Dark Tomorrow piece. I promise this is as far as I’m letting the brain rot consume me.
Six Fanarts!
you can't change my mind
HAWAIIAN SHIRT BUDDIES!
So this is more of a personal opinion but the Teen Titans run in 2003 is… really painful to read as someone who got really attached to the Young Justice (98) run. For a whooole number of reasons.. but today I will concentrate on bart (because like for the past three days al ive talked about is bart)
Because the first issues are all “Impulse you’re so fucking useless” and “ew don’t touch me” and “Oh my god conner i missed you so much” and absolutely nobody believes in Bart. And it pisses me off.
Wally was written as such a fucking asshole. “I took things seriously” OH IM SORRY MR PERFECT THAT NEVER FUCKING GOOFED AROUND AND HAD FRIENDS AND GOT EXCITED AND USED HIS POWERS TO HIS ADVANTAGE???? and suddenly bart does it and he’s such a fucking failure and he’s not good enough???? Give me a fucking BREAK. “I founded the titans” okay yes do you want a gold star??? So petty and for what smh
And I mean… bart is so… he’s bart. and I absolutely love him. He’s just excited, and people take this as ridiculously stupid and immature. And YES i have read the issues where bart spends three solid minutes talking to a cardboard cut-out of the flash, but he’s just a kid… he deserves better than whatever the fuck this run is
…. let that one linger. I mean I’m no Bart but hearing that hurts. A lot.
And Cassandra (i refuse to call whoever she is ‘cassie’) was such a bitch to him?? i get that she got expelled from school but the rest is all bullshit (cassandra here got expulsed because she threw a tantrum and gave out her secret idenity to the whole school and used her powers, which already tells you that this is out of character- although she might have done something similar but she wouldn’t go as far as she did)
You can’t even blame Bart for being ‘immature’ and ‘childish’ here because they’re literally 16???? 17 at most and Cassandra is written as such a fucking bitchhh in the whole runnn and im pretty sure all my mutuals hate me for saying it so often but it makes me so angry (as you probably noticed). And I’m not talking about the costume design (although, if you ask me it’s really out of character and also its ugly and my baby cassie would have done waay better than that. I mean she had biker shorts because they were good to kick in and now she has JEANS???? and a belt to top that WITH A HEADBAND???? cassie is a barette bitch and her hair is short because she likes it like that and she would rather die than get bangs). And I don’t know what’s going on with her, but what the fuck is up with tim?? I’m sure he’s got his shit going on at home with batsy but like…. fuck you
they’re all being such assholes to bart, but he’s there nonetheless, energetic and bubbly, as if nothing’s happened. He even had a heart-to-back with Cassandra (you can guess who spilled their heart and who gave their back)
Oh and don’t let me forget that after this, Cassandra still thinks on leaving. But then cOnNeR goes “no you belong here” and cassandra goes “aw youre right lets kiss now” (not that i have anything against kon or the ship but it was just taken to extremes in this run, because conner this and conner that and lets clone my dead best friend and your boyfriend oh and lets kiss too because we totally dont do that enough)
Now they’re at this prison of sorts and there’s a fire, and there’s smoke and Bart takes in consideration that he might hurt someone if he goes too fast (because of the smoke)
And oh im sorry okay cassie no need to use THAT tone (although ill let it slide, it’s cool i get it- sorta)
AND THEN BECAUSE ITS TOTALLY NOT MOTHERFUCKING ENOUGH BECAUSE NOBODY HAS NEGLECTED BART ENOUGH ALREADY THIS HAPPENS
“help out impulse” NO FUCK YOU???? ‘Oh impulse the smoke just magically cleared stop being so useless” EXCUSE YOU???? and may i add that kori is also… not that nice to bart…
OH AND MAY I ADD THAT AS BART WENT IN THE BUILDING (because KORY told him to) HE GOT SHOT WITH A TRANQUILIZER THAT IMMOBILIZED HIM FOR A FUCKING HALF MINUTE AND THEN SLADE BLEW HIS KNEECAP OFF??? AND IT DIDN’T OCCUR TO FUCKING KORY THAT IT WAS HER THAT TOLD HIM TO GO IN THE FIRST PLACE???? hhh
call me insane but this is just…. really out of character (then again almost the whole thing is) because you can’t tell me that Cassie and Kon (and tim and cissie and greta and literally anyone that bart has ever interacted with because that’s the effect that he has on people) wouldn’t destroy every piece of shit in their way to blow off slade’s other eye. and after this they do go after slade but like hhhhhhhhhhhhh my boy deserves better okay reading these issues is just liek pouring bleach in my eyes its just… sigh
OH AND THEN BART GOT AGED UP AND IM LIKE OKAY AND THNE HE DIED RIGHT AND THEY GRIEVED HIM FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES AND THEN THEY WENT BACK TO CLONING CONNER AND IM JUST LIKE???????
You’re bloody identical twin you’ve never met before but can still somehow feel in the world w/ your twin sensés doesn’t accept you?: I’m already at the surgeon.
you know what? if someone doesn’t support you for your orientation, i am now filling that role.
dad doesn’t support you? I’m getting my bbq tongs out & you best be ready to hear some corny dad jokes.
mom doesn’t support you? here i come with some freshly baked cookies and a warm blanket.
best friend doesn’t support you? i am gonna listen to you talk about your favorite interests so hard
math teacher doesn’t support you? I’m a dumb bitch but I’m willing to learn some gotdamn math!!!
I Am Not Here For This Shit
Idk the reason I always think of Bart with 80s wear but-
It fits for some reason
[Kitchen at Wayne Manor]
Dick: [picking through a candy bowl] Steph sure does date a lot doesn't she?
Cass: [with prejudice] glass houses
Dick: I didn't mean it was something bad!
Tim: She doesn't date a lot, she breaks up a lot.
Dick: Isn't that the same thing?
Cass: [unwrapping a chocolate bar] No
Tim: She has standards
Jason: [sorting m&ms] She dated YOU
Tim: She also broke up with me
Jason: ...did you just insult yourself to defend your ex?
Tim: [stares Jason down while slowly eating a piece of fudge]
Dick: [coughs awkwardly] so anyway. Isn't her dating so much a sign that her standards are TOO high?
Tim: [looks at Cass] Reasons Steph has dumped guys
Cass: [raises a finger] doesn't like cats
Damian: [from the other room] WHAT?!
Tim: [also starts counting on his fingers] refused to learn how to do laundry
Cass: Had his mother clean for him
Tim: Told her to calm down
Cass: Wanted to become a stock broker
Tim: asked if she was on her period
Cass: mocked people for wearing crocs
Tim: said he'd never read a book with a "female protagonist"
Cass: Said she was too emotional
Tim: was way too into sports
Cass: Said women with short hair was unattractive
Tim: kept using 'literally' when he meant 'figuratively'
Cass: told her she was putting on weight
Tim: didn't like Cass
Cass: didn't like Tim
Tim: mansplaining
Cass: kept talking about the wine list
Tim: kept talking about his car
Cass: [running out of fingers] thought "me too" had gone to far
Tim: [also with all his fingers outstretched] told her she "wasn't like other girls"
Dick and Jason:
Dick: I feel like some of those were more valid than others
Jason: [to Tim] so which one of those was the reason she broke up with you?
Tim: I didn't like Tim.
As someone with four of these, I... Yes. I may not be the best example, but hey. We can't all be rock stars. I'm not gonna bother with a rant cause I have a LOT to say on this, but i'll just repost this.
Your mental health doesn’t make you bad.
Me missing Cullen Row 😭
Casually hands kids weapons that are as big as themselves
Young Justice but as text emojis, i don’t take criticism
Tim: 8|
Kon: B)
Bart: >:3
Cassie: ;P
Cissie: ^~^
Greta: X3
Anita: ,’)
Slobo: D:<
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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