Sometimes You Need Dialogue Tags And Don't Want To Use The Same Four

terror bird

the actual reason I consume mediocre media is because I have bad taste. the deeper secret pretentious reason is because I think there’s something very revealing about bad media that you don’t get with good media. when you watch a poorly executed plot point unfold, you see the machinery behind it. you see the gap between what’s actually on screen and the true goal the author is striving for. if it’s particularly awful, you can even measure just how poorly mismatched the author’s skills are with the story they’re trying to tell you. watching a poorly executed narrative play out feels like you’re discovering something, because you see all the wiring and guts underneath that better authors hide from you, in the same way that movies hide boom mics and books make you forget you’re turning the pages. if a story is good and executed well you just see the story. but I want to see the guts and wires!

@psycho-chair

hey. psst. i have some cross x reader content. would u like to see it

Next question: can someone cook?

Cuz I like veggies raw and hard, but that's not everyone, and I can't cook shit

Dear president, plz hire a chef or u're gonna starve to death /j

yall if i ever become super popular for whatever reason, slap me

i shiver at the thought of being suddenly responsible for thousands of people-

we can all just be a little town where im the president and you are all my horror-stricken citizens :)

Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol 

Wunky dinner

THE GIRL! (Ignore the posessed-looking smile and half-assed shading)

If you don't know who she is her name is Loxy AND GO READ THE LAST GOLDEN CHILD IT'S AWESOME

no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity

Does anyone happen to know for whatever reason how big is the average liver. like. in m³s. for totally not suspicious reasons.