Seifuku April Doodle

Monster: I can snap you in half like a twig

Me, sweating: Yes

Monster: ...??? That's a threat???

Me, heart racing: Yeeessssss

“Some people aren’t loyal to you, they are loyal to their need of you. Once their needs change, so does their loyalty.”

— Unknown

Teenage Mutant Turtle Tongues

So we’ve all seen Raph’s tongue (and fantasized about it) by now, but so far I haven’t seen an HC of all of their tongues.

See a need, fill a need, amirite? ;)

Note: I imagine that the boys’ turtle genes gave them exceptional size tongue-wise, but to an extent this is proportional to a human’s. The guys are just much bigger and more filled out than humans in general, so while this list is impressive, proportionately they aren’t that much more gifted than the most equally-gifted humans.

LEONARDO:

Not too long, not too thick, but still puts human range to shame with a good 3.5″. Leo’s tongue isn’t very versatile; when he extends it, it comes to a point and severely limits his ability to – ahem – perform tricks with it. When close, however, he can twist and curl his tongue quite well. Thus, he much prefers to keep his tongue in close, where he can tease and delight with it. ;)

RAPHAEL:

He can extend his tongue a solid 4″ past his teeth, and it gets notably shapely when he does so. It’s strong, thick, and he can curl it with incredible dexterity, though he can’t twist or flip it. His main limitation is in width; he can’t really make his tongue any wider or thinner, just longer. It’s pretty much stuck in that way – not that I imagine anyone would mind. ;D

DONATELLO:

Honestly, Donnie’s range and versatility are both kind of pitiful. Despite his overall size he just can’t extend it much or do much with it, falling just shy of 3″ when fully extended and unable to change its shape. Luckily his turtle genes still offer a very generous size, so he can still do more with it than your average human. :3

MICHELANGELO:

The killer – Mikey was gifted with an incredible tongue. Not only can he extend it to over 4.5″, but its versatility is unmatched. Anything you’ve ever seen or even heard of someone’s tongue doing, Mikey can do it, too. He can twist it, shape it, curl it, even loop it; he has both the size and dexterity to securely wrap his tongue around other things – for example, another person’s tongue…. ;3

No matter where you go there will be some 2k12 april haters anyway who are hiding there ass in a bush and complaining why april is a bitch why she didn't choose donie!! She was obviously playing with both of them ! Such a shitty character..... and you know what's so funny about them? They are like wow april you must accept the feelings of a sewer mutant turtle who is always stalking you without any good reason just because you seem so perfect in his eyes so forget about your shitty life your shitty dad cuz he's helping you!!! If someone help you in a bad situation in your life you must fell in love with him too cuz he helped you!!! :/

It was obvious that april wasn't ready for a relationship her dad was missing and even when they returned him so many shit happened that she cant focus on a fucking relationship specially an odd one !! It was obvious that she was seeking for some normality when she sticks to casey jones but she cant do it when she loved donnie deep down in her heart!! And its just fucking nicks fault for not making it obvious for some stupid haters oh no oh i forgot haters are gonna hate anyway they cant shut there fucking mouth and think for a minute........

Photo shows close-up of a bright orange zinnia outdoors.

Just a smexy wallpaper I found while searching for smexy wallpapers. ;D

Enjoy~

Hey kids. I finally broke down and made an instagram.

cicilici0us

With a zero instead of an oh

THIS KEEPS SHOWING ON MY FB REELS

My only question right now......

WHO TF WROTE THIS FAIRYTALE STORY...????!??!

MY REACTION....

HOW...HOW'S THAT EVEN PAWSIBBLE...???!??!

(First, I thought the story is gonna be like Goldilocks and The Three Bears but frick....I was WRONG)

@inspiredwriter are you seeing this lmfaooo i'm slowly losing my mind 😭😭😭😂😂😂 just yesterday, I also have found a video about a teenage girl having a date with godzilla 😂

Bite Marks

Leo bites most behind the collarbone & around the neck. Some place that isn’t too visible at first but can be seen from a certain angle.

Mikey loves to nip & bite around the breast area. Small or large he loves them tiddies too much to NOT not taste ‘em.

Raphael will leave his mark all over you if you let him. Most of his bites are around the collarbone & neck area (where they can be seen), some can be found on your thighs & you can bet he’d leave some on that ass, flat or nah.

Donnie, while not too much of a biter, will leave little nips & love bites all around the soft skin of your inner thighs. Lots of hickies & nips could be found around those.