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Latest Posts by crazy-elf-from-vallenwood - Page 5
Mushroom Fighter - Character Design Challenge by selected artists: Dương Việt Dũng, Keane Mar, Dio Mahesa, Sean Kyle Manaloto, Victor Vagnier
Who’s to say The Last Dragonborn can’t be a lost descendant of Martin Septim? Martin admits to being a part of the Sanguine cult before becoming a priest of Akatosh. We all know what the Sanguine Cult can get up to. Parties. Drugs. Sex.
There could be an entire family of Dragonborns descended from one of Martin’s potentially many one night stands, and none of them even knew! So when someone tells me they headcanon that their Last Dragonborn character is a lost descendant of Martin, I say, “heck yeah, makes sense to me!”
a proper representation of dwarf inquisitors dealing with all this fade nonsense:
Sweetroll studies because one can never have enough sweetrolls.
you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things A few of my favorite autochrome photos:
reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing
FUCK THE ZODIAC SIGNS.
WHO IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP TIES A BAG OF TRASH, LIKE AN ORDINARY PERSON AND WHO PULLS ON THE TOP OF THIS BAG ANOTHER BAG AND TIES IT AT ALL ON THE OTHER SIDE?
MAKE ME CHOOSE: @arwenevenstar asked ⟶ The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers or THE RETURN OF THE KING (insp)
You gotta just. Unfollow blogs that upset you. If you are so angry at a total stranger that you send them multiple anonymous messages, that is not normal. That is not healthy behavior.
Took me three days to finish all these, and the ending was rushed but I just wanted Lucien to live and have a happy relationship with his silencer TvT
miscellaneous marcien headcanons!
these were requested by @crazy-elf-from-vallenwood and are presented in no particular order 💕
They’re somewhere in their late-thirties-early-forties by 4E 1, and Martin is a couple years older but also a few inches shorter (5′5″ versus 5′9″). Lucien thinks their height difference is the most hilarious thing ever. Martin doesn’t find it very funny.
Lucien is gay, Martin is bi. Neither of them have much prior dating experience, but Martin definitely slept around with the Sanguine cult. He was expecting a friends-with-benefits arrangement with Lucien and was totally fine with that, but then, oops, he caught feelings!
Martin was the first to confess, but it was completely by accident… in the heat of the moment, so to speak. You know. While they were otherwise occupied.
Lucien is your classic Casanova flirt and is constantly putting the moves on Martin– sweet talk, pet names, slow dancing, you name it. Martin’s a lot more practical in his affection, though, and likes to show it with lots of little gestures, like breakfast in bed or other cute domestic things.
Lucien is very overprotective of Martin. He’s not jealous or anything, but he tends to assume that every visiting diplomat wants Martin deposed or assassinated or what-have-you. Even when he’s wearing finery around the Imperial Palace, he’s always visibly armed. Just in case! Martin is thankful for it because, after what happened to the rest of his Septim family, he’s honestly a little paranoid too.
Martin is very nostalgic for his rural upbringing and insists on eating traditionally “low-class” food and ingredients at most meals in the Palace; think soup, bread, in-season produce, and overall not a lot of meat. He likes to make his own meals by hand, when he has the time and energy. Lucien is hooked on the luxury of the Palace kitchens, though, and tends to gravitate towards the most expensive dish on the table during banquets, especially fresh meat like rare steaks. Still, he’ll happily eat anything Martin cooks, because Martin’s damn good at it.
Lucien struggles with a rare form of RBF known as Resting Serial Killer Face. Sometimes, when trying to be romantic, he accidentally gives Martin the heebie-jeebies. He’s secretly a little self-conscious about it.
That being said, Martin definitely has a “thing” for assassins, rogues, and other cliché bad-boys. He’s read a good number of romance novels over the years, especially while he was a priest.
Both Lucien and Martin love to get wine-drunk after rough days and tell each other crazy stories about their respective religious backgrounds. You’d be surprised how many hilarious anecdotes Martin has from his time with the Akatosh Chantry.
They each have issues with separation anxiety, and as a result, they’re almost always together. They’re pretty much seen as a package deal by most people, both inside and outside of the Imperial City. Visitors from other provinces have been known to mix their names up whenever they’re dressed equally fancy… “I’m Martin, he’s Lucien!”
Oh no, horny unlocked.
“baka you were systematically killing off the black hand!! even the listener himself!!” - @bervant-of-bitis [special love to @alerkose for all the reviews and help]
@aaami How about to look on frog fight?
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keykid designs for your disaster duo?? 👀
Not sure how I feel about the colors I slapped on them, but this was fun!! Kajo looks more like a keykid, Cicero is kinda... all over the place, but tbh, when isn’t he?
“May I please draw your OC?”
Reblog this message if you encourage anyone that wants to draw your OC to do so. No need to ask for permission in advance.
Go for it. Draw my OC. If you want, I’ll even give you reference posts. Go to town on it.
You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result. Seriously. In fact, I encourage it. I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC. There is a chance that I will squeal about it for several days.
Even if you feel you aren’t good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me. I want to see what you have done.
Faurin...
repost, because I wanted to fix a few things
How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.
