My Mom: I Think I’m Ready For You To Come Out To Your Aunts And Uncles This Year.

My mom: I think I’m ready for you to come out to your aunts and uncles this year.

Me (at the holiday dinner table): My asthma is triggered by cats. So I guess you could say pussy leaves me breathless on many levels.

My cousins (who already knew): *choking on their food trying to cover up their laughing*

My mom: Really? That’s the joke you went with?

More Posts from Crazycreampuff and Others

crazycreampuff
4 years ago
T701D Power Turbine

T701D power turbine

13 notes View Post
crazycreampuff
4 years ago
Mexican Military Open Fire On A Hawker Cartel Plane Carrying Drugs After It Crash-lands On Motorway

Mexican military open fire on a Hawker cartel plane carrying drugs after it crash-lands on motorway

30 notes View Post
crazycreampuff
5 years ago
crazycreampuff - Untitled
1K notes View Post
crazycreampuff
4 years ago
Crew Views

Crew views

10 notes View Post
crazycreampuff
4 years ago
Sometimes You Just Need To Stop And Enjoy The Little Things

Sometimes you just need to stop and enjoy the little things

6 notes View Post
crazycreampuff
4 years ago
F-15 Lining Up For Some Gas.

F-15 lining up for some gas.

16 notes View Post
crazycreampuff
4 years ago
Artist • @sxnalien This Shit Has Gone Too Far. Rest In Peace To George Floyd Along With Others Who’ve

Artist • @sxnalien this shit has gone too far. rest in peace to George Floyd along with others who’ve died unjustly in all of history. this goes out to those in pain.

#blacklivesmatter

1K notes View Post
crazycreampuff
4 years ago
(insp.)
(insp.)
(insp.)
(insp.)
(insp.)
(insp.)
(insp.)
(insp.)
(insp.)
(insp.)

(insp.)

4K notes View Post
crazycreampuff
4 years ago
1931  Sikorsky S-40
1931  Sikorsky S-40
1931  Sikorsky S-40
1931  Sikorsky S-40
1931  Sikorsky S-40

1931  Sikorsky S-40

337 notes View Post
crazycreampuff
4 years ago
“ˢᵘᵖᵉʳᵍᶦʳˡ ᵐᵃʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ˢᵃᵛᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ, ᴷᵃʳᵃ
“ˢᵘᵖᵉʳᵍᶦʳˡ ᵐᵃʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ˢᵃᵛᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ, ᴷᵃʳᵃ

“ˢᵘᵖᵉʳᵍᶦʳˡ ᵐᵃʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ˢᵃᵛᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ, ᴷᵃʳᵃ ᴰᵃⁿᵛᵉʳˢ, ᵃʳᵉ ᵐʸ ʰᵉʳᵒ”

2K notes View Post
  • x-marks-the-dot
    x-marks-the-dot reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • accordingto0sleep
    accordingto0sleep liked this · 3 years ago
  • flonightingayle
    flonightingayle liked this · 3 years ago
  • calliopecosmic
    calliopecosmic liked this · 3 years ago
  • ink-insomnia
    ink-insomnia liked this · 3 years ago
  • just-a-hot-mess-blogg
    just-a-hot-mess-blogg reblogged this · 3 years ago
  • couldntgiveastraightanswer
    couldntgiveastraightanswer liked this · 4 years ago
  • lordofthesnails
    lordofthesnails liked this · 4 years ago
  • salemlilly
    salemlilly liked this · 4 years ago
  • punkmythos
    punkmythos liked this · 4 years ago
  • kazuallh
    kazuallh liked this · 4 years ago
  • the-spades-ace
    the-spades-ace liked this · 4 years ago
  • spoonstra
    spoonstra liked this · 4 years ago
  • svtsneakylink
    svtsneakylink liked this · 4 years ago
  • miruna-r
    miruna-r liked this · 4 years ago
  • chaos-goblin-time
    chaos-goblin-time liked this · 4 years ago
  • realbookloverproblems
    realbookloverproblems liked this · 4 years ago
  • situationallyintelligent
    situationallyintelligent liked this · 4 years ago
  • boitakethatback
    boitakethatback liked this · 4 years ago
  • littledotheyknowimgay
    littledotheyknowimgay liked this · 4 years ago
  • imjusthereforthegayness
    imjusthereforthegayness liked this · 4 years ago
  • crookedlovenacho
    crookedlovenacho liked this · 4 years ago
  • melixxx
    melixxx liked this · 4 years ago
  • disgrxzia
    disgrxzia liked this · 4 years ago
  • jewelcosmicgamer5
    jewelcosmicgamer5 liked this · 4 years ago
  • kingofteamskull
    kingofteamskull liked this · 4 years ago
  • bithewayyy
    bithewayyy reblogged this · 4 years ago
  • fanoffandomss
    fanoffandomss liked this · 4 years ago
  • lemon-cat-art
    lemon-cat-art liked this · 4 years ago
  • rockytalkie
    rockytalkie liked this · 4 years ago
  • anthripacy
    anthripacy liked this · 4 years ago
  • nonbinaryfrypan
    nonbinaryfrypan liked this · 4 years ago
  • didntpayattentioninclimbingclass
    didntpayattentioninclimbingclass liked this · 4 years ago
  • avie1919
    avie1919 liked this · 4 years ago
  • iactuallyshipeveryone
    iactuallyshipeveryone liked this · 4 years ago
  • emerastgreen
    emerastgreen liked this · 4 years ago
  • instantwolfpatrolbailiff
    instantwolfpatrolbailiff liked this · 4 years ago
  • atlas-in-love
    atlas-in-love liked this · 4 years ago
  • fridayfrisk
    fridayfrisk liked this · 4 years ago
  • crazycreampuff
    crazycreampuff reblogged this · 4 years ago
  • deeznerthenutter
    deeznerthenutter liked this · 4 years ago
crazycreampuff - Untitled
crazycreampuff
Untitled

138 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags