Hullo!! My Name is Mac! I'm a total nerd and honestly I read waaaaaay too much. I'm honestly crazy, not gonna lie. I'm a girl in the USA and I love life! *throws sparkles* I am completely and utterly obsessed with Shadowhunters and Skam and Marvel and soooooooo many other things...it's a serious issue
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Jessamine Lovelace Convergence Edit
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Magnus Bane Convergence Edit
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Max Banes Convergence Edit
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Raphael Santiago Convergence Edit
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listen I didn’t come here to ship it lightly ok I came here for it to consume my soul
I have never seen anything more truthful than this
Shippers fighting over big/popular ships in fandom:
Crossover/Rare Pair shippers:
@bakerstreetviolin *whistles into the depths* Do you have cannibals here?
Hey brother, do you still believe in one another? Hey sister, do you still believe in love I wonder?
“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”
“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”
“I bet he enjoyed it-“
“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”
“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“
“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“
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Person A: *wakes up Person B* “IT’S CHRISTMAS!”
Person B: *groans* “Don’t wanna move.”
Person A: “All the presents are under the tree though!”
Person B: *wraps arms around Person A* “All I need is right here in bed. The presents can wait.”
Person A: *is cooking Christmas dinner*
Person B: *enters kitchen*
Person A: “Get a snack and get out. You have this habit of ruining food, and I won’t let this one go to trash.”
Christmas is around the corner. Person A is usually really in the Christmas spirit, but Person B has noticed something off, but everything they ask, Person A brushes them off. Person B corners Person A one day, and discovers that this is the first Christmas Person A has ever had without their sibling, who passed away. Person B comforts Person A and tries to make this Christmas the best he can.
Person A has been having stress at work and so to cheer them up Person B dresses as Santa, and gets an early present for Person A.
Person A: “What do you want for Christmas? What do you like?”
Person B: “You,”
Person A: *blushes* “That’s not what I meant.”
Person A is a rich person that can buy anything they could ever want. Person B wants to get Person A something, but doesn’t know what to get the one who can have everything. Person B eventually comes up with a plan. On Christmas Day, Person A has to go in for a half day of work, purely to check some papers. On his desk is an envelope with Person A’s name on it. Person A reads the letter, which was written by Person B. It entailed how Person B felt about person, with the snarky remark of “You’re so rude, being too rich to get you something, but I love you just the same.”
Person A: “I wish it would freaking snow! It hasn’t properly snowed in a long ass time!”
Person B: “Are you kidding me? It snowed literally a week ago.”
Person A: *is mad at Person B and refuses to kiss them*
Person B: *spends all night hanging mistletoe around their room so Person A cannot leave without getting under it*
Person A has a crush on their friend (Person B). Person A refuses to admit their feelings to Person B, so Person C takes matters into their own hands. Person C buys a Christmas present for Person A and one for Person B. They are merely small boxes with a slip of paper in them. On the paper is a date, time, and address. Both Person A and Person B have no idea who the box is from. They see each other at the location and immediately think it was the other. They begin to talk, neither asking why they were their, simply enjoying each others company. Soon, a small group of people begin to sing “Kiss the Girl” from the Little Mermaid, and Person A stares at Person B for a second before saying, “Oh I’m going to kill C.” Person B responds simply by smirking and kissing Person A.
Person A: “What do you want for Christmas? And it can’t be nothing.”
Person B: *thinks for a moment* “A life.”
Person A: *offended* “I thought I was your life.”
Person A: *for the hundredth time* “Why can’t we get a puppy for Christmas?”
Person B: “I already signed the papers for the kitten, alright?!”
Person A: *singing* “On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-”
Person B: “I swear to God I’m not getting you all of that crap.”
Person A: *rolls eyes* “It’s just a song.”
Person B: “Yeah well don’t expect more than one ring.”
Person A: “Why are you such a Scrooge?”
Person B: “I’m not a Scrooge! I happen to love...winter.”
Person A: “Is that because you have a cold, dead heart?”
Person B: *rolls eyes* “If I have a cold, dead heart, why do I love you?”
Person A: “Because I’m the light of your world!”
Person A loves Christmas movies, but doesn’t like scary movies much. Person B loves scary movies and tricks Person A into going to watch Krampus. After the movie, Person A is practically in Person B’s lap and won’t let go of Person B’s shirt.
Person A: *pouting*
Person B: “What’s wrong?”
Person A: “I just realized I don’t know want anything for Christmas because I already have the best present ever!”
Person B: “Aww babe! That’s so-”
Person A: “The iPhone X!”
Person A: *moves towards the coat closet*
Person B: “Don’t you dare open that closet!”
Person A: “I know the presents are in there, babe. They’re wrapped and I promise I won’t look.”
Person A: *is drunk and snuggling sober Person B*
Person B: “I thought you weren’t gonna drink at the party.”
Person A: “I didn’t! I just had eggnog!”
Person B: *glares at Person C*
Person C: *shrugs* “Just be happy I got A home. They thought that if they left Santa wouldn’t come.”
Person A: “T’s late! Santa won’t come if I stay up!”
Person A: “You realize that Santa is a creep, right? The song literally says ‘He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake.’”
Person B: “Sounds like you.”
Person A: *laying in bed singing* “You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole...”
Person B: *offended* “I am not a Grinch!!! And I do have a heart...”
Person A: “Really? Where?”
Person B: “Right here” *sticks finger right in the middle of Person A’s chest*
Person C: “What are you getting Person B for Christmas?”
Person A: “Well I was thinking of getting a nice-”
Person B: *walks in*
Person A: “GET OUT!”
Person B: *is confused* “Why?”
Person C: “Christmas, dude...Christmas.”