The Fact That I Have To Endure TWO Valentine's Day A Year Should Be Considered A Hate Crime

I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

starting to mentally plan a hot girl summer where i just fuck off somewhere for a month with whoever i can convince to come with me

My toxic trait : I find it so offending when the person I hate, picks up one of my interests or starts listening to that one underrated artist I love. It's like sharing your room with the cousin whom you absolutely detest for some reason.

me logging back to my account to see “17” on my bio when now I’m almost 21

started this blog when i was 16 and i just turned 20

how is everybody else doing

me to my christian mom: the bible is too big

also me: *read a fanfic with 648,523 words in less than a week*

For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help

reading about a character who is way too similar to you and having an outside perspective on the situation:

my dreams show me what i really want. it's you.

why it's still you after all this time?

The poets reciting Thoreau and Whitman to the god of the cave

i love this

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they