Both Have Something Going On With The Sun

Charlie Dalton would have been standing underneath the bridge making a TikTok before being knocked out by the deskset. 

Rachel Forrest // Unknown // S. C. Lourie

me to my christian mom: the bible is too big

also me: *read a fanfic with 648,523 words in less than a week*

For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help

Nuwanda wakes up every day and proudly declares "fuck gender, fuck authority, and above all, fuck me."

my copy of wuthering heights arrived and the previous owner left some notes behind

I hate it when people expect me to be on my best behaviour all the time. Bitch, I was up late crying over a book character and I have a million assignments to submit. I'm not in the mood to listen to you or give validation

The poets reciting Thoreau and Whitman to the god of the cave

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

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