Requests From Twitter

i'm sorry (no, i'm not)

BUTCH HARTMAN CAN’T GET BACK INTO HIS MAIN. IT BELONGS TO THE CRYPTOBROS NOW. APPARENTLY THIS IS HIS NEW OFFICIAL ACCOUNT AND IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY JUST-

HE LOST EVERYTHING

HE ONLY HAS 91 FOLLOWERS

can we get more fresh plz I’m a simp </3

Y/n: What are you doing?

Fresh: Your taxes!

Y/n: ...Why?

Fresh: I figured I would save you the stress!

Y/n: Okay, that's nice and all, but how do you know all of my financial information??

Fresh, writing down you credit card number in pink highlighter: Don't worry about it. :)

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Ink: Human you don't understand. You're harboring a dangerous creature!

Y/n: He's my roommate (CENSORED) face.

Fresh: No swearing!!

Y/n: Sorry!

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Y/n: (comes out wearing a neon green body suit)

Fresh:

Fresh: Well one if us us gonna have to change.

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Ink: I thought introducing Y/n to Fresh might show them how acting without reason could get them hurt.

Fresh: (skateboarding down a hill while also somehow wearing roller skates)

Y/n: (sitting on his shoulders screaming)

Ink: ...I made it worse I think.

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Fresh: Be honest, why do you stick around me?

Y/n: You make everything interesting. Even when we just sit here, not feeding off of each other's chaos, you make me laugh and feel comfortable.

Fresh:

Y/n: Are you crying??

Fresh: Yes I'm crying I thought you were gonna make a joke about my nine tongues-

Y/n: Oh god I'm sorry.

Fresh: I wasn't emotionally prepared broski-

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Y/n: I'd throw myself in front of a moving car for you.

Fresh: You'd throw yourself in front of a moving car for fun.

Y/n: Only if you were driving.

Fresh: I can't drive, so that's perfect!

Y/n: Nothing sexier than getting put out of my misery.

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Y/n: He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me,

Y/n: ...He love me not. :(

Fresh: I'm gonna kick the shit out of that flower-

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Y/n: Give me a hand?

Fresh: Sure!

Y/n: ...That's hilarious, but where did you find that?

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Y/n: Hello my dear heart snoogims.

Fresh: Well hi dearest cuddle bunny boo-boo bear.

Y/n: (gags)

Fresh: Ha. I win.

more geto with piercings

:3

Me, seeing a beautiful gay photo, "Oh I'll make a quick study/wriolette !" hm, maybe not so quick 👀

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

his trying real hard ( ◡‿◡ *)

Another piece I did for my Macaque roleplay account.