Rarepair Week Day 1 — Fav Wlw Rarepair (perfectbride)

this has been sitting on my drafts for a while:

hear me out, au where while Athena is recovering Aphrodite becomes the substitute mentor for Telamachus and they become matchmakers for the suitors to make them fall in love with someone else and leave Penelope alone(Aphrodite makes sure the love is strong enough for them to leave)

Antinous just ends like Narcissus(or they pair him up with someone equally as terrible as him)

twink

He ate, i love him so much. my birthday was two days ago, i am now older. yippee!

The god of drug dealer. Be gay and smoke weed kid…be gay and smoke weed….

A Brief Rundown of the IRL Ithaca Saga (to the best of my memory, in probably not chronological order)

jorge (creator, odysseus) decided it'll be cool to celebrate the ithaca saga with the epic cast via a trip to ithaca, greece

surely nothing can go wrong

mico (telemachus) seemingly found out about the trip with the rest of the fandom. he proceeded to plot a trip to ithaca

the epic cast dealt with multiple broken vans and missed a ferry by one minute. they had to cancel a stream because they were too exhausted

mico made it onto a plane

ithaca got hit by a typhoon, forcing them to move another stream indoors

mico got banned from tiktok. it was reversed

mason (tireseas) asked luke (zeus) to stop the rain. luke refused

the crew hiked up to odysseus' palace. they ran into a roadblock. mason looked into the future and did not see a way around it. (they found a way around it)

the crew found a well and sang their epic songs into it. except jp (crew) who just sang happy birthday

janani (aphrodite) also sang "royal we" into the well

anna (penelope) made it onto the plane to fly out to ithaca

hermes (troy) decided to take a plane to ithaca like a normal human instead of teleporting. he got side-eyed by a woman at the airport as he slept sprawled out in a chair. this quickly became a meme

hermes arrived in ithaca to the delight of everyone except jorge. mico also appeared in his videos. mico still had not updated anything after getting on the plane

anna's connecting flight got cancelled, leaving her stranded in a fancy hotel. she struggled to find the toilet in her hotel room

mico finally updated, claiming he was stuck in munich. mason appears in the video and gives him a water bottle, proving he is lying

the fandom believes mico anyway

mico is forced to post another video revealing he had been gaslighting us basically the entire time and was just delayed in getting to ithaca, that was all

troy and talya (circe), in character, talk about tea. troy says the tea tastes like her father's approval. earle (ares) then asks for 1000 cups and breaks down crying as luke cuts the camera

jorge posts a video apologizing for mico's absence, encouraging him to fly to ithaca, new york. mico appears in the background of this video

mico posts a video saying that he's finally in ithaca, but the crew is in ithaca, new york. jorge appears in the background of this video

jp films a behind the scenes video, calling out "some random guy" who just showed up asking if anyone knows jorge. it's mico

janani sings "royal we" again, but after she says "troy was breached" troy comes out screaming in pain. mico appears in the background of this, filming the video from two points above

it's time for the ithaca saga livestream... except it gets cancelled because the connection is bad and jorge's devices are dying

TL;DR: the gods saw the epic crew in ithaca and went "do you guys think it'll be really funny if we just. recreated the odyssey"

t-girl cringe

i keep seeing transfem jer so i decided to draw her

Some kids that I love so much (I accidentally posted the wrong version so here have the nice one)

Meanest American I've ever seen wtf

What are you doing in here loser😠😠

This, is OUR TURF🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💃🕺💃

And guess what this is a no-fags-zone😈😈

And you're not allowed👿👿💃💃🕺🕺

Now listen here Mikey🫵🫵🫵 Me and Ram are hosting the most epic party this weekend 🎉

All the popular people are coming and guess who's NOT COMING🤩🤩☝️☝️☝️

YOU💃💃🫵🫵😈😈😈😈💥💥💥

Now run to home Mikey😡☝️

Before I make you do my homework 🗣️😫💥

Ha! bro got him💃💃🕺🕺🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

i am very gay

if you dont reblog this youre straight

evil robot wife

With filter

I actually lovve him so much, he is very evil and problamatic but i love him

this is what they're like in my head