Your Honour, I Need This Man Immediately.

Your Honour, I Need This Man Immediately.
Your Honour, I Need This Man Immediately.
Your Honour, I Need This Man Immediately.

Your honour, I need this man immediately.

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5 months ago

Normalize this response

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2 months ago

episode 4 of apothecary diaries— the threat— i think is and always will be my favorite

maomao smacking the shit out of the stupid ladies in waiting??? music to my ears


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5 months ago

“There’s nothing heroic about suffering” okay but what if I suffered and I was kinda sexy with it. Like my shorts were a little too short and you could see my ass when I bent over. What then.

1 year ago

Hi what are the rules for requesting (mainly for batfam)??

THAT my friend, is a great question I didn't even take into consideration! This is also going to be request rules for batfam and anything else I write on here!

So to start off these are things I will accept and write:

Character(s) x Reader (Romantic)

Character(s) & Reader (Platonic)

Fluff

Angst

Hurt/Comfort

Things that I won't accept and write:

NSFW (this might change, but I've never written it before so)

Excessive Gore

Yandere

Non-Con/Dub-Con

Pedophilia

Abusive Characters

When sending in requests please:

Be polite, I'm in school and work full time, this is literally a hobby blog, so I'm not always on it or my PC.

Respect my do's and don't's when it comes to what I'll write, I'll ignore the asks that ask me to do things that I already cleared I will not do.

Objectively speaking, I realize what I write for may seem limited, but hey, I write as my hyperfixations shift, so I more than likely will not go out of my way to write for characters from a show/movie series/book series I have no interest in, apologies.

This is all subject to change and update as my writing progresses!


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9 months ago

ⁱ'ᵐ ⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷᵉʳˢ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ²⁰⁰ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ˡᵒʷᵏᵉʸ ᵉˣᶜⁱᵗⁱⁿᵍ >,<


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1 year ago

formally asking for part two of misguided hearts, please!! it was an amazing read!! I'm so excited to see what will happen next :) your writing is absolutely phenomenal ❤️

A/N: We are gonna pretend it hasn't been for forever since I've not only posted on here, but done anything with DBZ. Anyways! Here we are!

The Blind (No Longer) Leading the Blind (Part Two)

Misguided Hearts (Part One)

"I still think you should let Gohan and I spar."

Trunks was on the same topic, pouting, though he'd argue he wasn't, as you fussed over your hair and your makeup, finally settling on an outfit with your mom's help. You sighed, turning to where he was seated on your bed.

"And I told you-- no fighting my friends."

"He made you upset though," He was looking at you as if you were the one who made no sense in this situation.

You rolled your eyes, shaking your head fondly at him, "Gohan didn't upset me."

Though he didn't believe you, "I could stop being friends with Goten?"

You moved to sit across from him, watching as he held one of your pillows to his chest, glaring at your comforter.

"Trunks I appreciate you being ready to fight on behalf of me, but you don't need to. And you especially don't need to drop your best friend for me." You ruffled his hair, and laughed at the offended noise he made, trying to bat you away.

"Whatever. If you come home crying I'm gonna tell dad."

You narrowed your eyes at him, all affection leaving, "You wouldn't."

You hadn't even told your dad you were going on a double date. The man would more than likely have a conniption. The first time a guy showed interest in you he declared no mortal good enough for his daughter and declared anyone after your heart and your hand needed to beat him in a match. You had been thirteen. It was embarrassing. Yet part of you had reveled in his protectiveness of you.

"I would."

You heard your mom shouting your name downstairs, and the jitters that had mellowed out hit you full force. You stood, motioning for Trunks to do the same.

"No hanging out in my room when I'm not here, brat."

He stuck his tongue out at you, "I don't wanna be in your dumb room anyways."

He dodged the smack you sent towards his arm and left you alone. Taking a deep breath, you forced a light expression on your face. Delaying the inevitable wouldn't do you any good.

"You at least look lovely honey," Your mom comforted you, and you smiled at her.

"Thanks, mom."

You made your way to the door, grabbing a thin jacket in case it got nippy, and opened the door, unprepared to see Gohan, Videl, and Erasa at your front door.

You blinked for a moment, staring at the three of them-- Erasa was your date for the double date?

Interesting.

"Sorry," Gohan rushed to apologize, "Erasa insisted we all went together."

The blonde beamed at you from where she stood, and though you were dreading this interaction, you could never dread hanging out with Erasa, and her happiness was always contagious.

"It's alright," You smiled back, shutting the door behind you, "Let's just hurry before dad finishes with his morning training."

Gohan shuddered at that, and the four of you moved to head off. Erasa was practically bouncing as she walked, far more excited than she had been earlier this week. Videl was with her, moving every so often to keep her from drifting into the street or getting distracted by something near by. You couldn't help but smile at the pair, Videl was always so soft with her friends.

"So," Sucks that it meant Gohan had to be stuck walking with you instead of his date, but hey, you'd soak up the time, "My mom says hi. And that you need to come over for dinner soon."

"Well, I'll never pass up an opportunity for Chi-Chi's cooking," He smiled at that, a bright look on his face as you continued, "We still have that project due soon so I could come over some time this week?"

"Yeah! That'd be great. Sorry in advance for how mom will be." He paused, "And dad, come to think of it."

You quirked an eyebrow at him, "I've known your parents since I was a kid, Gohan. I know how they'll be."

"Yeah, but this will be different. Well not really, for us I suppose. But for them. Mainly mom." He sighed, as if already exhausted by the dinner that hadn't even happened yet, "And dad's just excited that that gives him more excuses to hang out with Vegeta."

"That it-- what?"

He laughed as if your confusion was not only expected but entertaining to him, "I know. I told him that just because we're seeing each other it doesn't mean he gets to go over and bug your dad every day. Not to mention I think it'll just be another reason for Vegeta to not like him. Or me."

Your mind was reeling, and you felt yourself slowing down your walk, trying to process and make sense of what he was talking about. Gohan seemed almost too lost in his mind to notice at first.

"I wonder if there's some Saiyan tradition he's going to make me partake in. Or-- hey, what's up?"

He turned, and you realized you had gone from slowing down to not walking entirely.

"Gohan-- what are you talking about?"

It was his turn to look confused. "Well I mean, dad doesn't know a whole lot about Saiyan traditions so he never really did anything special with mom. I figured Vegeta would probably remember more so if there was one he'd force me to do it. It probably has something to do with sparring, knowing him."

"Why would-- why would you need to know about Saiyan traditions regarding-- what does my dad have to do with this?"

By now both Videl and Erasa had turned to look at you two, confused as to why their trip was pausing. Gohan looked from you, to the pair of them. The cafe was within sight, so he told the pair to go ahead, and you two would catch up in a moment.

Head tilted, he looked at you curiously, "Because if I'm taking you out then he's either going to have my head or make me partake in some... Saiyan courting ritual I know nothing about." He grinned slightly, joking as he said, "I'd like to get a head start on it so I don't lose against him."

"Why would you need to fight my dad in a Saiyan courting ritual to date Videl?"

You were met with silence as Gohan stared at you, mouth parted slightly.

"What are you talking about?" Before you could respond he stepped closer to you, "I'm-- I'm not interested in Videl? I asked you on this date?"

"No you didn't!"

"I did!" The pair of you seemed to be growing almost frustrated with each other.

"When?"

"When we were working on the project in your room-- I told you about the double date and you said you wanted to come!"

"Yeah, you said you and Videl wanted me to come on a double date. Meaning you and Videl were one couple, and I was--"

"Oh my God," He muttered to himself, rubbing his eyes under his glasses before pausing, looking at you with the biggest puppy eyes you had ever seen on him, "I messed this up."

He stepped forward, gently taking one of your hands into his, and you found yourself unsure of what to do or say.

"I... was asking you out. I wanted to come here with you. Videl had managed to get herself to ask Erasa out, but was too nervous for a one-on-one first date. So the agreement was I had to man up and ask you out."

"You... didn't do that well."

He laughed quietly, "I'm realizing this now." He paused, "Does this mean that... your answers changes now that you--"

"No!" Your voice was louder than you intended it to be, "No, no I... God, Gohan I was practically heart broken that I thought you were into Videl. I love her, don't get me wrong but I've had the biggest crush on you since we were kids."

His grin grew, becoming soft and almost dopey looking, "That's funny. I've had a crush on you since we were kids, too."

You could have face palmed then and there, could have cried or screamed with the amount of emotions you were feeling. Apparently, despite taking after your genius of a mother, you were an idiot.

"Oh," You blinked, "That's why Trunks was mad at you."

"What?"

"I was..." Moping. "Upset cause I thought you liked Videl. He heard me complaining to mom and wanted to fight you."

"Oh," He looked contemplative, "That... checks out. I'm just glad he hadn't told your dad yet."

You giggled, "He said if I came home crying he would."

"Well," He took your hand in his more securely, tugging you gently towards the entrance of the cafe, "I suppose I just have to make this an excellent first date."


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6 months ago

me, when classes are started: god i can’t wait till classes are over!

me, when classes are over: i’m so bored, i can’t wait till classes are started!


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9 months ago
Ah! I Had To Edit Tsubaki’s Hair >.< These Are All So Cute!
Ah! I Had To Edit Tsubaki’s Hair >.< These Are All So Cute!
Ah! I Had To Edit Tsubaki’s Hair >.< These Are All So Cute!

ah! i had to edit tsubaki’s hair >.< these are all so cute!

i wasn’t anticipating being tagged in this but yay!

i don’t know who to tag specifically so anyone who wants to? i guess?

I'm A Sucker For You! ₊˚⊹♡ Kaji X Mii In Matching Hoodies~
I'm A Sucker For You! ₊˚⊹♡ Kaji X Mii In Matching Hoodies~
I'm A Sucker For You! ₊˚⊹♡ Kaji X Mii In Matching Hoodies~

i'm a sucker for you! ₊˚⊹♡ kaji x mii in matching hoodies~

here is the picrew link, this is inspired by @kaiser1ns (>ᴗ<) check hers out here it's super cuuute!!!

tagging my girlies @stunie & @the-original-skipps & @togament and anyone who'd like to try cuz i want to see your self-ships!!!


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10 months ago

i have this mod plus the date night mod — these things get my giggling and kicking my feet

This mod is spoiling us Shane lovers so much…

Shane calling himself dad to Jas? Yes please

This Mod Is Spoiling Us Shane Lovers So Much…

Overjoyed Shane and hugged Marnie? Yes please

(Context: Since Joja closed down, Marnie decides to have Shane work for her ranch. It’s his first paycheck)

This Mod Is Spoiling Us Shane Lovers So Much…
This Mod Is Spoiling Us Shane Lovers So Much…

Shane living the life he deserves??? Yes please!

This Mod Is Spoiling Us Shane Lovers So Much…

I just know this mod is a labor of love <3 Thank you, tenthousandcats and Airyn. I wish you all the best in life.

8 months ago

Hii i saw your post about the wb matchups and was so excited!!

You> i’d say i’m more of an ambivert, i don’t mind being on my own but i like being around people as well! i’m also a mixture of the mom friend and the one with the dark humour, i hate it when people are rude to others for no reason and when they’re condescending.

Hobbies! Well i love writing and listening to music! i also started cycling as well recently haha

Any pets> YES i have a german shepherd who’s my sweet little baby even though he’s like five years old

favorite books! movies: i recently got into jjk😭 and i love the lotr movies, my favourite book would be six of crows by leigh bardugo

other information : i’m an infp, and ppl call me tall even though i’m 5”6 which is quite average. i love bags and perfume :3

THANK YOU SO SO KUCH AND HAVE A GOOD DAY!

Hello and welcome! Once again will be doing my best, I hope you enjoy! >.<

HEAR ME OUT!

Tsugera.

He's such an impulsive guy he needs someone who can level him out, and I think your mom friend side would do that rather well!

He's excited and talking too loud? You're able to quiet him down gently without hurting his feelings. He's allowed some opponent to land a nasty blow? You're patching him up while scolding him.

But also I imagine how easy it is to 1. make him crack up and/or 2. baffle the ever-loving heck out of him with dark humor. You keep him on his toes, and he loves it.

Would he fully be able to sit through a LOTR movie marathon? I highly doubt it, but he tries! You two have movie dates that basically go as get halfway through a movie, pause and let the man get his energy out, and continue on the next movie date. He doesn't know character names, but he keeps up with the plot! And he thinks the elf (Legolas) reminds him of Suo some.

Even if you're considered tall, average, or short, he loves you all the same. This man doesn't care about height! If you're virtuous and kind, he's in love!

Also you cycling? He thinks that's the coolest thing ever. The moment you mention it he's telling you about all the best electrolyte drinks he has, protein shakes and foods. He wants to make sure every time you're off the bike you're able to keep your energy, stay hydrated, and feel your best!

Also he is a German Shepherd boyfriend, so he and your dog? Best of friends. Whenever your dog wants to play and you're busy or tired or not feeling great? No worries, Tsugerua's already found the best stick to play fetch. You sometimes can't tell whose the one chasing the stick, but they're both having fun!

I hope you enjoyed this! I hope you have a great day!


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