Considering Misceverse Stuff

requested by @darkpawz: raccoon stimboard with warm forests

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I can physically feel my wings sometimes and it hurts and is uncomfortable.

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me at 3 am scurrying around the house in search of food

Hit them with that "I am literally a huge predator animal, let me be physically on top of you because the idea of being bigger than someone makes me feel euphoric" that humans don't seem to get

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

He just like me fr

intro ⭐

call me hallow

I use it/it's only

I experience chronic pain and eepyness so I don't come here too often, also don't dm for the same reason, my asks are open as the main way to talk to me

Kinlist + misceverse stuff below

Unreligious angel, giant anteater, african wild dog, raccoon, love

Unspecificed or fluid - tiger, birds (prey and predator), tarantula,

Unconfirmed - Crocodile, thylacine

Alpha2Omega

Taken(x²) but not mated

Me, jokingly: haha raccoon kin? Nah not for me my kin experience is very spiritual and perdonal to m-

ONE SPECIFIC REEL ON INSTAGRAM: hey actually raccoons’ tails wag, actually :)

Me: oh god. Oh fuck.

“you’re 21 you should be at the club” i should be sprinting downwind on all fours in the mist covered wetlands of Oregon but we all can’t have what we want now can we

I think there's something to be said that saying the words "Deny, Defend, Depose, you're next" to an insurance sales rep can get you arrested for 'threats of mass homicide' or whatever with a threat of 15 years in prison

But when I was a manager in a fast food restaurant I've had customers throw food at me, demand for my personal phone number with an added threat of "Well I'll just have to FIND it", customers charging past the front counter to physically intimidate me and my coworkers, screaming and swearing, demands to know what time I get out of work, demands to know when my manager would be at work as a threat, people sitting in their car waiting for me to finish closing because they were angry at me, causing me to stay in the office watching the camera waiting for them to drive away...

But none of those incidents are arrest-able offenses, not one, any time I called the cops on any customer I would just hear excuses like " "there isn't anything illegal about calling a restaurant", that nothing physical happened and therefore there's nothing they could do, to call back and let them know if anything else happens

Idk, just think it's A TEENY TINY BIT ODD

Cop in the news goes "words have consequences" as if people don't berate and threaten fast food and retail workers every day