I Am So Sorry

stoick talking about his wife makes me soft UWU

Taisiia Onofriichuk from Ukraine performs her hoop routine to the sound of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson at the 2024 Paris Olympics Rhythmic Gymnastics Individual Qualifiers

it's so fucking scary how close the election is. dear god, PLEASE FUCKING VOTE.

WE HAVE 8 DAYS, 8 DAYS UNTIL THE RIGHTS OF OVER HALF OF THE COUNTRY ARE DECIDED FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.

please, vote by mail, vote at the polls on the third, vote early, JUST PLEASE FUCKING VOTE. i have never been more scared and terrified for my future, and millions of people across this country feel the same way.

god, vote this man out. vote out this fucking coward. don't vote for yourself, vote for george floyd who didn't make it back to his family that day. vote for the immigrant children put in cages and separated from their parents. vote for women who deserve a choice for their own body. vote for the millions of people who will lose healthcare in the middle of a pandemic. vote for the lgbtq+ community who can't get married. vote for the fucking climate. vote for the over 200,000 PEOPLE WHO DIED BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT COULDVE BEEN PREVENTED.

please. fucking. vote.

the devil works fast but i work faster

i want a shirt that says:

“i went to prison and all i got was the transgender illegal alien sex surgery”

@blondie0458

luv u beautiful <3

the fact that he knows is terrifying 

No one can convince me that the “Or maybe you just missed my pretty face” line (couples with that smile bitch oh my gOD), and the (albeit, not kept) kiss at the end of the bloopers wasn’t just Mark going

“Is this what you want, you thirsty people? YOU ALL WANT TO BANG THE DEMON? IS THAT IT? I’VE SPENT YEARS MAKING HIM THE VILLAIN AND YOU ALL WANT IN HIS PANTS? FINE. FINE. HERE, HAVE HIM IN THAT WHITE SUIT YOU ALL WANTED, TOO. THIRSTY PEOPLE, ALL OF YOU! YOU NEED JESUS!”

Clan of Three

Caleb: Let me get this straight-

Reggie: More let me run this bi you

Luke: Let's pan this out

Alex: I'm gay

Ifi my kids come across this in the future they are going to seriously question humanity 

Unus Annus things no one will believe happened once it’s gone:

• They posted a video every day for a year and NEVER missed a SINGLE DAY.

•Mark and Ethan cooked with sex toys. Twice.

• Mark had an entire revenge arc that ended with him shooting Ethan with a paintball.

• They got pepper sprayed in the face for fun.

• There was a video where they literally just ate ice cream cake and it was hilarious.

• Mark swam in the ocean even though he’s afraid of it.

• They wrote multiple tiny songs.

• Ethan got a new nickname (EEF).

• Mark let Ethan taze him for fun.

• Mark swears he’s not a masochist but he is.

•They put piss through a brita filter and drank it

• Ethan taught mark how to do a backflip. (They met at a Markiplier pannel where Ethan did a flip for him.)

• They pierced each others ears.

• They ate the world’s hottsst chip.

• Mark broke his nose twice in one week.

• They made DIY Wine, DIY cheese, DIY butter, and DIY sausages.

• They painted each other

• They ate bugs multiple times.

• They drove around eating pickles and singing.

• They actually learned the art of fire eating. And salsa dancing. And choreographed stage fighting.

• They made an indoor tornado.

• Mark let Ethan pressure wash him.

• They bought an actual coffin.

• They donated thousands of dollars worth of brand new toys to charity because they felt like it.

• And, my favorite, They grew the best bromance of a friendship I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

this month its the elections

PLEASE GO VOTE!