HEAD I NEED TO GIVE YOU HEAD
this took longer than I'd like to admit
First Meeting
listen I don't like aemond but him letting larys think he was about to become hand and letting him start his little Oscar-thank-you-speech to immediately cutting him off like "ew not you. you set ur family on fire little ugly toad. fetch me grandpappy otto" was almost cartoonishly hilarious
Illinois: I'll speak French between your legs
Yancy: the hottest things I've ever been told
Wilford: I'm just imagining someone yelling "BONJOUR" at a penis
Captain Magnum: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA
Captain Magnum: HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
Y/N, wheezing: TITTY CROISSANTS
Dark: none of you should ever be having sex
we have all fixed the ending of that movie don’t try and deny it
This is my headcanon for what happened while Rosie was talking to Charlie
what
she/they 20 gay af too many hyperfixations to count spend more time thinking out stories than writing them 🤌🤌
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