Bro.

I AM DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF 

i finally finished my quiz! how gullible are you?

i want a shirt that says:

“i went to prison and all i got was the transgender illegal alien sex surgery”

Other werewolfs: scary, would tear you to shreds, known to be monsters, howl at the full moon, actually pretty scary if you saw one, agony , 

Mark as a werewolf: UwU 

i see nothing but facts 

“Not all men-”

You’re right, Thomas Sanders would never do this

given the chance would you ever fuck a clone or different version of yourself

Yeah im hot as fuck

Ifi my kids come across this in the future they are going to seriously question humanity 

Unus Annus things no one will believe happened once it’s gone:

• They posted a video every day for a year and NEVER missed a SINGLE DAY.

•Mark and Ethan cooked with sex toys. Twice.

• Mark had an entire revenge arc that ended with him shooting Ethan with a paintball.

• They got pepper sprayed in the face for fun.

• There was a video where they literally just ate ice cream cake and it was hilarious.

• Mark swam in the ocean even though he’s afraid of it.

• They wrote multiple tiny songs.

• Ethan got a new nickname (EEF).

• Mark let Ethan taze him for fun.

• Mark swears he’s not a masochist but he is.

•They put piss through a brita filter and drank it

• Ethan taught mark how to do a backflip. (They met at a Markiplier pannel where Ethan did a flip for him.)

• They pierced each others ears.

• They ate the world’s hottsst chip.

• Mark broke his nose twice in one week.

• They made DIY Wine, DIY cheese, DIY butter, and DIY sausages.

• They painted each other

• They ate bugs multiple times.

• They drove around eating pickles and singing.

• They actually learned the art of fire eating. And salsa dancing. And choreographed stage fighting.

• They made an indoor tornado.

• Mark let Ethan pressure wash him.

• They bought an actual coffin.

• They donated thousands of dollars worth of brand new toys to charity because they felt like it.

• And, my favorite, They grew the best bromance of a friendship I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Donnie: Leo we need to talk about your last will

Leo: What about it?

Raph: Well, first, the fact that you wrote a will is worrying-

Donnie: And the only thing you wrote was ‘bury me with seven extra bones to fuck with the archaeologists lmao’

Huzzah!

the devil works fast but i work faster

i want a shirt that says:

“i went to prison and all i got was the transgender illegal alien sex surgery”