They Smell Trouble. They Are Now Friends.

LAUREN!!!! AGAIN!!! But cooler this time

Hey so it's come to my attention that the Creators of Disco Elysium want you to share the game and not give the company who took over and fired them (illegally)?) any profits off of their ideas and work, and I originally joined tumblr 2 weeks ago when that post was going around about the Steam sale and how you should [Skull and Crossbones flag] it instead.

So.

in light of that.

Check the replies/notes of this post :)

I was informed that posts containing links in them aren't findable in the search so i'll just.... drop a link in a seperate reboot :)

first things first though, copy this key:

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Soundwave is a perfectly valid warriors name, also he's wearing a napkin he found at a park:3

Oh yeah I've read warriors into the wild, and soundwave is kind of the only design I'm happy with rn

here are my mario movie predictions - the plot is either mario and luigi's origin story, or it's about mario being disillusioned with having to rescue peach again - mario kart reference in a chase scene - art style is super bright and plasticy with hyperrealistic irises. all the hair is blobs with realistic texture and a couple loose hairs - peach's joke is that she almost gets angry a lot and then right at the climax of the movie she'll get angry at the bad guy and make this expression

and everyone will go Ummm Awkward... I Wouldnt Wanna Get On Her Bad Side - donkey kong isn't a permanent companion, just in one donkey kong section where all his obscure relatives are mentioned as a throwaway joke - bowser is initially presented as the villain but then bowser and mario's gang have to team up to defeat the real villain. there will be a joke along the lines of "well we play golf/karts/sports with you all the time" - there will be one reference to the mario rpgs and everyone will lose their minds - there will be one reference to a mario meme. if we're lucky it will be like, a hotel mario one. - there will be a youtuber in this, at least a reference to a youtuber. - luigi's arc is that he has an inferiority complex compared to mario. they will have a falling out that gets repaired within 7 minutes

haiiiii=3

My family has to move out of our rental home soon and I want to help with the costs so ummm yea!! My kofi is linked in my bio and also screenshot your order(?) for reasons ^w^

so you want to learn to code? ^w^ epic !! you can always take classes and whatnot, but you can also learn online >w<

if you’re interested in making a game, the first question is do you want to try and create it with a game maker, or with a programming language! game makers will be much easier for those who haven’t programmed, but doing it by yourself gives you much more control over every aspect of the game :}

if you’re looking at making a fairly typical game, or an rpg, or a text based game, and you don’t need many custom mechanics, it might be good to look into gamemakers ! but if you don’t have the money, or you’d like to step outside of the box, here’s where you can get started :D

big big huge biggest question :} what language would you like to learn! there are a ton of different languages, and they’re all useful for different things :D let me introduce you to a couple of common ones! (note: you can learn a language if you like, then move on to a game ide (which might help you understand the overall coding concepts more) or you can go straight to a game ide and learn whatever language it uses, which i think might be more difficult but if you’re only interested in making games, it should b fine!)

html+css+javascript: these are used in tandem for making responsive websites!

python: generally considered a good language for beginners, syntax is very different than java-like languages, tends to not be used for games but some like the sims 4 and doki doki literature club are made in it / use it!

java: the big guns… this can teach you the base for a lot of key programming concepts that are crucial in game making! i also find my knowledge of java to be very translatable to pretty much any coding problems i come across :D java was used to make minecraft, simcity, and more. although it’s certainly not the top choice for game devs, its very similar to the one that most people use ^_^

c++/c#: even though these are languages with different bases, i’m grouping them together because they’re both included in unity :3 these are the guys you want to get to know well if you’re learning games! the syntax is very very similar to java, and c++ is an object oriented language just like java ! the differences between the two come down to things like garbage collection and interpreters, which just means they’re going to feel the same to write in ^_^

Here are some resources for the different languages :}

html+css+js:

https://www.khanacademy.org/computing/computer-programming/html-css

https://www.khanacademy.org/computing/computer-programming/html-css-js

https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-html

python:

https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-python

https://www.learnpython.org/

java:

https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-java

https://www.learnjavaonline.org/

c++/c#:

https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-c-plus-plus

https://www.learncpp.com/

https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-c-sharp

https://dotnet.microsoft.com/learn/csharp

(you’ll notice that most of the places have the same names, codeacademy is a rlly great place to learn all of these languages ^u^)

another incredible resource is youtube! im not going to link videos because i personally haven’t used too many for learning these languages (i read books p much) but finding a tutorial that you vibe with is a really nice way to start, and there’s a lot of great free materials on there!

resources for learning unity:

https://learn.unity.com/

https://www.youtube.com/user/Brackeys

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPV2KyIb3jR5QFsefuO2RlAgWEz6EvVi6

i’m not linking a lot of these because i’m just linking the ones that were the absolute most helpful ones to me, but hopefully these should at least get you started!

i wish y’all luck if you’re learning coding and game making :} it’s hard but its very rewarding! feel free to msg me here if you have any questions or just want to talk abt game stuff ^_^

Finally got around to making a commission sheet :3

Mecha are a tad more expensive because they’re more difficult for me to draw, but I will draw them

DM if interested, payment through Paypal only

Ground me all you want dad you can't unfuck the ute

I am lgbtq+ dracula! I vant to kiss a woman!!!! /ref

Our light

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