Artfight Teams This Year

Desculpa 😔

spy is from france.... but what if he wasn’t

We were never told where exactly he was from. His bio says France, but France isn’t only in Europe.

Not long ago I made this joke headcanon about spy being brazilian (for my own amusement), but then I remembered this little department above Brazil that just happens to belong to France and it is part of the country (in a way? i’m not sure). People born there are considered french citizens, so… what if?

It is a possibility I like to put in consideration :)

Nice shades guys! 

Silly idea that turned into a silly drawing

Soldier Opens an Abortion Clinic

Soldier & Medic belong to Valve

Butch McTurtle, Devin McDumpy, Marge McKaren and Lard McCoup belong to me

Disclaimer: thiscomicstripwascreatedforentertainmentpurposeonlyandtotallyisn'tadvocatingforviolenceagainstreallifepeopleandwhatevernomatterhowmuchyoufeeltheymightdeserveitanyresemblancetoreal-lifepeopleistotallynothingbutafunnylittlecoincidence

With that said, please carry on, Soldier.

some really sloppy eagle wing studies from photos and my own puzzling over how the damn things work

these were done for my own use but figured id throw them up, someone might find them useful? 

they’re not like. scientifically precise, but, they helped me block out what’s what a little better

Monster/Cryptid TF2 : The mercs against each other

(For details on the AU read this)

I thought it would be useful to compare each of the cryptids on different levels from best to worst.

Territories !

Only three of them have proper territories : Spy, soldier and Demoman.

Pyro, medic and heavy only have one building and Scout and Sniper don't have any.

So, from largest to smallest :

Spy

Soldier

Demo

Medic and Heavy

Pyro

And then Scout and Sniper.

And just because I can here is a map of the city Engineer found and annotated:

Speed !

At top speed. From fastest to slowest :

Scout

Medic

Spy

Sniper

Engineer

Soldier

Pyro

Heavy

Demoman

It's closely tied to their state. For exemple Demo is only slower than heavy because he can't run. If it was just walking around he would possibly be faster than him. (Plus Heavy tries to save energy everywhere he can)

Strength !

Talking about raw force. From strongest to weakest :

Heavy

Soldier

Medic

Demoman

Engineer

Pyro

Sniper

Spy

Scout

Much like the other one it depends on their state. Scout is the weakest because he's tired an hungry.

And that's it, if you have any questions or other things I could compare the mercs on let me know !

top 10 images to kill you instantly

Spy: Am I a bad father, Jacob?

Scout:

Scout: My name is Jeremy.

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