Forgive Me Friends I Know I’m Ace But I Can’t Deal With Them

LOLOLOL watched both new episodes in succession and thought the same thing

apple tv said This Week We Are Talking About Child Labor

Mmm yum yum

Morning won't rise

dylan kills himself. irv flees the state. milchick tells his boss to eat shit. mark goes outside for the second time ever. episode of all time.

No matter how much you dislike your own writing, I promise you it’s better than AI

GQ Interview (April 2023)

why do we take towels for granted. have you ever needed to dry off and could only use your clothes or a blanket or something. little fibers all over you, just terrible. towels dont do this. not nearly as much at least. thank you towels

You gotta give it to the Bones writers, it takes ovaries of steel to have the patriotic military man from your 2000s-era Fox procedural say that if he'd been around during the American Revolution he would have arrested the Founding Fathers for terrorism

Crying laughing

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

this ^

not to even mention how their dynamic is so perfectly off-putting like you can tell they know each other but like in this very specific and dangerous but guarded way and it’s so seamless but jarring like omg

brad and anna definitely had unspoken competetive eating disorders and i have so many thoughts about this