Reblog To Remind Prev They're Not A Bother And Their Presence Is Wanted

Shout out Pluto, thx buddy

@staff

@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such

Frank Iero needs to re-release "I am going to kill the president of the United States Of America"

I know this email will find you at some point. You can't hide forever.

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

my favorite bit from the transcripts

If your 13 or older and still sleep with a stuffed animal please rb this im tryna prove a point to my friend.

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

Helen distorion my beloved <3

The other half of Distorion Duo