I’m Ace, Aro And Tired

Ok, I figured out that I'm trigenderflux and doing it was like playing Skyrim.

"Ah, a woman, nice. Wait, a man too? Where did the woman go?! OH, FUCK, A DRAGON!!!!"

come on americans, help a girl out

Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

Literally an egg

Happy Easter to everyone!

Prompt #1

You and your girlfriend have been in the relationship for a few months. A bit weird one, since you have never kissed or spent time in bed together, but it didn't matter much to you. You love her, after all. One day she approached you and said:

"So, don't be mad, but I have something to tell you..."

She sighs, her hands are trembling a bit.

"I hope you don't change your opinion about me after this, but... I like you. Romantically."

You chuckle, relieved that it's just a prank and nothing serious happened.

"Yeah, I know, I like you too, babe."

Her eyes widened.

"Wait, really?!"

"Mhm. And it's funny how you pull this prank when we're already in the relationship for months."

She is completely perplexed.

"We were in the relationships?"

Suddenly, you're starting to understand why you have never kissed.

"... WAIT, WE WEREN'T?!?"

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out