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male civility is a facade.

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

Prompt #1

You and your girlfriend have been in the relationship for a few months. A bit weird one, since you have never kissed or spent time in bed together, but it didn't matter much to you. You love her, after all. One day she approached you and said:

"So, don't be mad, but I have something to tell you..."

She sighs, her hands are trembling a bit.

"I hope you don't change your opinion about me after this, but... I like you. Romantically."

You chuckle, relieved that it's just a prank and nothing serious happened.

"Yeah, I know, I like you too, babe."

Her eyes widened.

"Wait, really?!"

"Mhm. And it's funny how you pull this prank when we're already in the relationship for months."

She is completely perplexed.

"We were in the relationships?"

Suddenly, you're starting to understand why you have never kissed.

"... WAIT, WE WEREN'T?!?"

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Prompt #2

A frightened priest understands, that nothing will help him to exercise the demon.

Meanwhile, a 15 y.o creepypasta cosplayer doesn't understand, why did the first one throw a bible at him.