Crowliker - Wowie This Dude Sure Loves Crows,,

OC drop,,

His name is the Crow King and he he does various wacky things like raid nearby civilizations of their shiny things, broken trinkets, and occasionally kidnapping people :)

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

Releases a single angelic note

My deeply queer need to be a large wolf and lay onto top of someone in order to just be close to them, but also me so much wolf that they are overwhelmed with wolf.

a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked

dorothy