i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.
OC drop,,
His name is the Crow King and he he does various wacky things like raid nearby civilizations of their shiny things, broken trinkets, and occasionally kidnapping people :)
The enormous night raven, a nocturnal creature meant to be feared by children.
Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing
Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?
Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.
Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.
Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?
my dread is totally burning rn bro
babybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabyba
Oh lookie here, somebody’s tying to reap the rewards of being loved without subjecting themselves to the mortifying ordeal of being known
Wait a second, am I tripping balls?
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
my most stupid pmmm hc of all time is that mami will act like a fb mom which sadly sounds like me underestimating mami
Uwaaa hiii i’m CrowLiker,,, I like character design and I want to make comics!! also sometimes i do commissionsbluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/crowliker.bsky.socialcarrd: http://crowlikers-cool-commissions.carrd.co
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