Illustrations By Greg Hildebrandt For Children's Retelling Of Robin Hood By J. Walker McSpadden

Yeehawgust day 5: coyote prowlin’

......in the cosmos.

Thoughts on Judas?

i think god’s first words to judas were: ‘you’ll end up hanged in a field.’ i think judas’ response was: ‘i’ll see you there.’

Selkie by Anette Pirso

Letter to Abraham

Dear Abraham,

I wouldn’t have done it,

And that’s all I’m going to say.

I would have screamed

I would have rebelled

I would have chased God away throwing stones at his back

I would never have even thought of hurting my child

I wouldn’t have done it,

And that’s all I’m going to say.

Do you know how many parents have followed your lead?

Setting their gay children,

Their trans children,

Their beautiful innocent children

Down on an altar because you, monster, did it first?

I wouldn’t have done it,

And that’s all I’m going to say.

Why couldn’t you see what an evil it was?

Don’t you know what a parent is for? To love, to protect?

I’d have stood between God and my child like a lioness protecting my lamb from slaughter,

I’d have roared at him for daring even to ask,

I would never have relied on the mercy of an evil thing that demanded child-blood spilt in its honor

I wouldn’t have done it,

And that’s all I’m going to say.

Jupiter Enthroned, Heinrich Friedrich Füger

To forge your own manhood is to become divinity itself

It might be my childhood trauma speaking, but the idea of someone seeing the darkest, most vicious side of you and still finding you not just loveable but diabolically sexy makes me fucking swoon.

Darling you cannot just add this literary genius to my shitpost

babey you have WAY too much time on your hands

I am well aware of that, my friend

req'd by @thedragonemperess

oh just the usual

text: What the fuck is wrong with you other than the obvious

Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.

(His name is Timothy)

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices