Do You Think People Who Are Virgin Should Write Smut? I Feel Like Most Of Them Don’t Even Know What

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Losing my mind over the gospel of Luke being like “they wrapped his body in linen cloth and laid him in a tomb” after the beginning of the story being “they wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger” like

I’m absolutely feral

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

If I wasn't doing visual arts, I'd be inventing my own music genre, that would be centered around the divine idea that no matter how dark, horrible, bleak and joyless the world can get, at least I have a trumpet and the power to make it worse.

Always love how much folklore especially creature folklore emphasizes that there is a way for you to win. These are the steps to ensure the dead don't rise: take them out through a hole in the wall and give them iron shoes. Vampires cannot abide sunlight. If you hear a dog howl on a churchyard path turn around and get home as fast as you can. Iron and salt and the colour red. None of this doomed idea, the world is incomprehensible but if you're a bit clever you'll survive it just fine, there's always ways out.

Kitty in the rigging - Tigress aboard Barque Picton Castle, 2018

my astronomy professor just told us that whenever he sees the sun rise he says “Hello again, old friend”

"I thought this was meant to be a temple dedicated to learning!" The angry man's question was a statement. "We do not usually use such grand words," the librarian said, "but yes." "Then how come the building is full of fiction!" "You do not know what can be learned from fiction?"

asking someone their big three and meaning their favorite prophet, apostle, and member of freud's vienna society

god i love how pitbulls are like