Literally Them

Batman pulls out a long pointer and emphatically slaps it onto a projection screen currently displaying a slide which states, in jagged white letters, YOU WOULDN’T EMBEZZLE A BATMOBILE

literally. genuinely prefer the fanon over the canon because i feel like the writers so often put aside character development (especially for bruce) so that they can focus on plot/crime stuff/fighting and while i genuinely like the universe and such (can't say much for the plot because i only really know the robins's lore/stories) i just can't find the actual batman likable because of how emotionally stunted he feels like.

this is also why i personally really like the hc of him being a millionaire over being a billionaire honestly. saw someone else post about it and honestly it would make much more sense for the storyline if he were a millionaire because he literally can just. pay off all the lawmakers if he really wanted to with that amount of money but no, he just beats up criminals instead

i can and WILL blame all bruce's bad parenting on the writers idc u cant stop me he's a flawed person but BAD PERSON? BAD FATHER? no. the writers don't get him sometimes ok trust me bro

reading superbat is so funny because superman always says/thinks "damn idk why batman is so broody and cold, i wish he were more like that one guy bruce wayne! he's so much easier to talk to and understand!"

buddy i have terrible news for you.

bok bok bok bok baaawk 🐔

give battinson a robin and have it be stephanie brown

literally. i smoke herbs often and thought mint would be probably a little rougher on my lungs (especially since i hate mint, the flavor, most of the time) but i was really surprised when it was actually really easy in comparison to say lavender or mullen

Oh alice..you would have loved Tim pls don't end up like him <3

just watched Grian's video from yesterday where he ends it by saying that Cleo is gonna return any second now, but also Cleo just tweeted that they're still a hundred thousand blocks away, which results in the hilarious mental image of permit office!Grian standing in front of a nether portal for fourteen hours, occasionally looking at his watch and saying "aaany second now", entirely unmoving.

Possum Mom Clark, my beloved