"it's All In Your Head" Correct! Unfortunately I Am Also In There

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

Being hyperfixated on mcyt is so embarrassing. How do I tell people my favorite thing in the world for the past year 1/2 has been this guy.

Tim, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time I lost my spleen.

Bruce, choking on his coffee: Excuse me?

Me explaining Jason lore to a friend:

Me: So his dad goes to jail and then he takes care of his mom while she's sick and develops addiction but she dies and then he's on the streets, where he's like, starving. But then he tries to steal the wheels of the Batmobile and meets Batman!

Her: oh nice

Me: yeah, after a quick stint in a terrible group home he's taken in by Batman and becomes Robin and he's an absolute sweetheart, he has his issues sometimes but like they're so understandable and he's the cutest! And then he may or may not kill a man after finding the body of his victims who killed herself, and then he finds out his mom wasn't his bio mom so he runs away to find her, but he tells her he's robin and then she betrays him and sells him out the Joker, who brutally beats him up with a crowbar! And then there's a bomb that explodes and he tries to shield his bio mom from the blast! And she still dies! And he also dies! At fifteen years old!

Her: wait what

Me: and then he wakes up in his grave

Her : oh no

Me: and he has to dig himself out.

Her: what

Me: and then he immediately gets hit by a fucking car and is brought to the hospital where he immediately falls into a coma

Her: wtf

Me: and then he's catatonic because of brain damage

Her: ...

Me: It gets worse.

i feel like bruce wayne is the only man i'd be ok with

permit office: sending one of their own men to exile to cause chaos and unrest in an attempt to justify the existence of the permit office and the poepoe

cleo: riding a horse for 4 days straight on the nether roof to quit exile out of pure spite

doc and xisuma: traveling to and from exile to sell things/help the exiled hermits

the rest of the server: hiding their beds, creating bunkers, doing their best to not get exiled

meanwhile, mumbo: fan go whirrrrrrrrr

not entirely sure on how all of the bats would react but i personally feel like jason would very likely pull a gun on a karen (assuming that it's a karen pulling the freak out). for example:

karen (being kicked out of a mcdonald's or smth and screaming her head off): HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!!!!!

jason, actively on patrol assuming this is a mugging or something and plopping down behind the mcdonald's security guard and pulling his gun: alright buddy, take your hands off of her

security guard: gladly, i'm just trying to get her to leave. she just threw a drink at the cashier

jason:

jason, turning to aim the gun at her with a death glare for wasting his time at 2 am: welp, you heard him. leave before i fucking shoot you.

of course he wouldn't actually shoot her but she doesn't know that

You guys know those public freakout videos, right?? How do you think the batfam would realistically react in a situation like that. Just as an example I guess, one day they're patrolling, and they hear someone in trouble--Though, it turns out to be someone losing their mind because they didn't get their way or something. Cause, I feel like that would be something they could run into??

Thoughts?

Bruce unintentionally dissing the league while praising his kids is so funny to me

Bruce: we need an expert marksman for this job

Oliver: *getting ready to stand up to fully accept Bruce’s praise*

Bruce: Redhood will be here shortly. We also need someone quick on their feet. Luckily Cass is working on a case nearby so we can ask her