Same Is True For Trans Men! (unless You Get Top Surgery)

give battinson a robin and have it be stephanie brown

Tim Drake, about trying to convince Batman to not almost kill criminals and himself:

Oh alice..you would have loved Tim pls don't end up like him <3

Why does realism always have to mean superheroes hating that they’re superheroes and/or killing people? Why can’t it mean superheroes becoming symbols of protest? Why can’t it mean people hanging/waving Superman flags to symbolize a nation/world in crisis? Why can’t it mean Wonder Woman imagery becoming symbols of anti-war and feminist movements? Why can’t it mean people spray painting bat symbols to signify police brutality and corruption? Why can’t it mean people wearing Robin merchandise to support children’s rights? Why can’t it mean people painting lanterns green to bring them to protests? Why can’t it mean people getting green and red arrow tattoos to represent standing in solidarity with the impoverished?

i did this in middle school when i got grounded lmaooo

if there is a screen

ao3 will be seen

Bruce: Alright, Chum, seen as your twenty one you can have a drink too.

Dick: awww, babies first shot!

Bruce: he won’t be doing shots for his first drink-

Tim, down three shots consecutively with a straight face:

Bruce:

Dick:

Alfred:

Damian:

Jason:

Batcow:

Tim: ooo it’s burns, anyway-

not entirely sure on how all of the bats would react but i personally feel like jason would very likely pull a gun on a karen (assuming that it's a karen pulling the freak out). for example:

karen (being kicked out of a mcdonald's or smth and screaming her head off): HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!!!!!

jason, actively on patrol assuming this is a mugging or something and plopping down behind the mcdonald's security guard and pulling his gun: alright buddy, take your hands off of her

security guard: gladly, i'm just trying to get her to leave. she just threw a drink at the cashier

jason:

jason, turning to aim the gun at her with a death glare for wasting his time at 2 am: welp, you heard him. leave before i fucking shoot you.

of course he wouldn't actually shoot her but she doesn't know that

You guys know those public freakout videos, right?? How do you think the batfam would realistically react in a situation like that. Just as an example I guess, one day they're patrolling, and they hear someone in trouble--Though, it turns out to be someone losing their mind because they didn't get their way or something. Cause, I feel like that would be something they could run into??

Thoughts?