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The “Tales of Zestiria has no heroine” Ultimate Masterpost

Guys, there are people complaining about the fact that Tales of Zestiria has no heroine, and they’re still trying to find her. 

Guys, Tales of Zestiria has no heroine…

It has no heroine…

It has no heroine…

It has no heroine…

It has no heroine…

It has no heroine…

It has no heroine…

Actually, it has no heroine…

It has no heroine…

It has no heroine…

It has no heroine…

It has no heroine…

It has no heroine…

It…has…no…heroine…

…no, it has no heroine…

Haven’t you found the heroine yet? Me neither. Keep trying…

‘Cose theeeere’s nooo heroineeee…

There’s no heroineeeee…

I’m sorry if you came here looking for the heroine, you won’t find her here…

You won’t find the heroine here either…     

Nor here…

Not even here…

Keep trying…

Nope…

Noooope…

Nononono…

Come on, she must be hidden somewhere or something…

Come on, maaaan…

There has to be a heroine…

Come on…

COME ON…

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! THERE’S NO HEROINE!!

THERE’S NO HEROINEEEEEEE!!

NO HEROINEEEEEEEE!!

NO HEROINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

NOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEROINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

COME ON EVERYBODY, SING WITH ME! TheRe’S no HeeeerOIneeeee~!!

THERE’S!! NO!! HEROINEEEEEEEEE~!!

AAAAAAND THE LAST ONE!! THE ULTIMATE HEROES-HEROINES COMPILATION!! SEEEEE?? THE HERO AND HEROINE OF EACH TALES OF GAME!! NOW, PLEASE, TELL ME!! WHERE’S TALES OF ZESTIRIA HEROINEEEEEE?? WHYTHEFUCKISMIKLEOALWAYSALWAYSALWAYSOCCUPYINGTHEPLACEOFTHEHEROINE???? WHY??!! W  H  y y YY Y Y YY YYy y yyy y ? ?? ?

Weeeeeell?? Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeee…I’m just saying, MAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEEE,,,because Mikleo is the heroine :) But, just saying, okay? Just saying…

draw some fat elves you cowards you tepid fools

Anti anxiety.

this is too real

“I… will not steal from you anymore, and I don’t wish to do anything other than give. If, one day, you ever come to think that you ‘understood’, I want you to accept my love. Violet.”

-Gilbert Bougainvillea

At least become a nice bouncy step for me to jump off of.