The Important Distinction Between Words
by BooknerdMiss
A few weeks after the Not-pocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley are out enjoying a meal together. When a well-written menu description leads to a disappointing dessert order, Crowley promises to remedy the situation.
Inspired by a true story.
Words: 1338, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship, Flirting, Dessert & Sweets, Drinking, Aziraphale is “just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing” (Good Omens), Crowley’s Love Language is Acts of Service (Good Omens), Sweet, Short, “Footnotes”
From https://ift.tt/H9Zg6CM https://archiveofourown.org/works/42441633
SHE GREW UP GUYS, AND SHE'S A SOLDIER AHJSKSJAKAJSJAAJDJA
Not a sin- feeling sexual attraction, sex with consenting partners, masturbation, consuming pornographic media, having several sexual partners, sex before mariage. IT’S A SIN WHEN- the person projects lust onto an unwilling recipient person and does not take into account their wants or consent. Rape, harassment, sexual assault, catcalling, dick pics.
Not a sin- food, enjoying food, cooking, eating sweets, eating meat. In the larger sense, accumulating material things you enjoy, like books or collectibles or whatever. IT’S A SIN WHEN- It deprives other people of what they need.
Not a sin: Wanting things you see other people have, like money, power, fame. IT’S A SIN WHEN: This is how you define people, and stop respecting them as humans. It’s a sin when you use them for what they have and what they can bring you.
Not a sin: Wanting financial security, working hard for the things you want. IT’S A SIN WHEN: Your own financial growth depends on keeping other people impoverished and suffering.
Not a sin: Being proud of your accomplishments, liking your looks, dressing up IT’S A SIN WHEN: It stops you from accepting your faults and seeing how you can be wrong, not admitting that you can better yourself.
Not a sin: Righteous anger at situations, being mistreated, seeing other people suffer, at the injustice of the world. Self-defense. Revolution. IT’S A SIN WHEN: Violence towards defenceless people, hitting your partner or your kids,. Violence fuelled by intolerance and bigotry.
Not a sin: Resting. Sleeping. Taking a day or a year off. Being unproductive. Playing videogames. IT’S A SIN WHEN: You stay inactive when action is required. When people need you and you’d rather do nothing.
—— Giving help that’s not asked for… is what makes a true hero!
I finished editing this page yesterday and I’m very excited!!! The text adds so much to it and editing actually turned out to be more fun than I expected because seeing a page like this come together feels A M A Z I N G. Just doing this comic I am learning SO MUCH about art, about story-telling, about inking. The ride has been awesome and I can’t wait to start on my own comic using the knowledge I’m obtaining currently. Just 2 years ago Berserk got me back from a long lasting art hiatus and I am glad it did. Those 2 years were short but I got back on my skill level I had before the hiatus and even learned so much beyond it. Thanks Miura
i'm so confused rn, can you explain the goncharov thing?? i get off tumblr for five minutes
(This post will be kept pinned & periodically updated until 28 Nov)
Lmaoooo
Nah I getchu. So this post has been circulating for like a year:
Link to post.
But yesterday, it had inspired someone to do this:
Link to post.
Next thing I knew there were fake Letterboxed reviews.
Goncharov moodboards. Really good ones.
Link to post.
Meta analysis. So many fake meta essays. Disturbingly good ones. And of course the memes. (Edit: HAVE I SAID THIS SHIT IS DISTURBING)
As you can see, the myth just started to grow, characters and ships and tropes being added one after the other, almost bizzarely without contradiction, until there was enough of shape to the whole thing for people to start posting fanfic about it on AO3. "No beta we die like ice-pick Joe" is already a tag.
Link to post.
It was hilarious in the beginning, but the way it's developed within less than a day, kind of like it's being willed into existence, is freaking me out a bit. We're toying with powers beyond our comprehension. 😂😂😂
Link to post.
Of course, there could be an ulterior motive as well.
Link to post (tags mine).
Edit: guys, please tag these posts "unreality" so people with disassociation issues can filter them out (not this one, this is an explainer). <3
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Edit 2: Aparently the boots in the original post are actually referring to a movie called Gomorrah that came out in 2008, directed by Mateo Garrone, based on the Scampia Feud. And other people had also been making posts about the fake movie for a while before the poster took off.
found by @thepotch
Edit 3: Explainer: why did those boots have this movie on them anyway?
Edit 4: Alt text added to all images courtesy of @valentineish ❤️
Edit 5: Turns out tumblr has done this kind of thing before. Nine years in this hell place and I had to have "Squiddles" and penis smp explained in the replies.
Edit 6: This post collects the Lore so far.
Edit 7: Lynda Carter (real one)/ earns more/ Tumblr cred.
Edit 8: Holy shit y'all we have the theme music. With sheet music. And it's on Spotify!
Edit 9: THERE IS A TRAILER WITH THE THEME MUSIC
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I made this post 18 hours after the movie poster went up. Closed edits 27 hours after first posting. So all of the above happened within 45 hours of the movie poster going up.
Edit 10: Google document live-compiling all the lore so far (Day 3)
Edit 11: Masterpost of Goncharov soundtracks (Day 3)
Edit 12: Entertainment news articles covering the Gonch-posting (real) (Contd from yday)
Edit 13: The music from the masterpost all compiled into a 31-minute original score with video edits on YouTube (edit: unfortunately taken down)
Edit 14: Staff's Goncharov art showcase for Tumblr Tuesday
As of closing on Day 3 there are 371 works in the AO3 tag.
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Updating with Day 3 shenanigans I missed yesterday:
Edit 15: Goncharov TV Tropes page
Edit 16: Ethics of Gonchposting
Important PSA 1 (how to reduce harm to Tumblr's neurodivergents)
Important PSA 2 (reality affirmation, anti-bullying)
Important PSA 3 (why you should stop trying to vandalise legit information sites)
Edit 17: Character lore from beezlebub whose poster they originated from
Edit 18: What we know about/ Director Matteo JWHJ0715 (#unreality)
Edit 19: Link to post with screenshotted and described NYT article (scroll down) and this golden exerpt from BuzzFeed: 💀
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End of Day 4 there are now 485 works in the Goncharov tag on AO3
He’s so injured and exhausted that he’s literally falling over. He can’t even stand anymore.
“A reckless rampage, born of anxiety and impatience…you take on the world alone…to the point of exhaustion and ruin.”
He’s been working himself to the bone for so long he’s famous for it. He wants so badly to win this war and save everyone that he’ll never admit how broken he is.
But I think, deep down, he knows it. He’s suffering. This is destroying him. Look at how lifeless his eyes have become.
He’s trying to convince himself to fight, but he’s not even trying to break free. He says he has to master One for All completely so everyone can smile again, together. But Izuku’s not smiling anymore. He’s beaten, broken, and just so tired of this. But then…
But then he’s saved. By the one person who can get him back on his feet-
Kacchan. His symbol of victory.
“If there’s anything that could bolster Izuku Midoriya now, it would be…” .
It would be Kacchan. He is, canonically, the one thing that can get Izuku to rally. The one person who can truly save him.
And the light immediately returns to Izuku’s eyes.
Save to win, and win to save, y'all.
Magnifique !
what if deku begins to attack Kacchan's injured shoulder? what then? oh the angst, i'm just imagining all the art and fics that are coming from this. I'm thriving.
Oh my goodness-
I never even considered that,,,,,,, what if he starts unknowingly hitting his shoulder? Like. He’s so into to the battle that he doesn’t realize that’s the injury bakugou has from saving deku
WAIT WHAT IF MID-BATTLE DEKU LOOKS OVER AT BKGS BANDAGES AND IS LIKE:
“That’s why I need to stay away from all of u”
I made this because I am trash. Reblog to spread the word of our lord & savior mama bucciarati