rip miles morales you would’ve loved jorts that are falling off your skinny ass
spider-man caught fagging it up in queens
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Peter your belly look heavy let me give you a hand 🤲
YOU!! YES, YOU!! GO WRITE THAT FANFIC YOU THINK NOBODY BUT YOU WILL READ!!
sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me
So are your webs actually webs or are they cum
do you guys read over what you wrote before you send it to me and think "yeah, yeah, this is EXACTLY what spidey wants to hear at 9:00 a.m. in the morning"
ever since i was a little girl i’ve been awkward and embarrassing
Spiderverse crumbs activated me like a sleeper agent
I got that dog in me
And that dog is Sam, from famous franchise Sam & Max