From What I Know, It's A Mix Of Worf Being Adopted By Humans And Something To Do With The Klingon Council

Lovely birbs over here !

THE BALLPIT

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No exit - Longest Solo ever

What I listened to before - Hansel, Sodikken

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

Was trying out the Ibispaint animation feature,

it's not all that bad really.

I think about British Airways Flight 5390 a lot

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

was thinking about the FNaF books and ..

I found it absolutely hilarious that the main message is basically "friends can help you not die" because MOST, if not ALL of the deaths that occur are people who only had 1 friend, if that.

And it's also stated multiple times that many of the characters could have avoided their deaths if they had friends to hang out with or fall back on.

DpxDc prompt: Spooky Sub

Hello! First time posting a prompt here haha!

IDK if anyone has done this before, but basically a what-if where Danny is in the DC universe for X reason and ends up caught right in the middle of a rogue attack. What does he do? Simple, he takes on the form of the city's superhero and fights the rogue. Bonus points if he plays the role perfectly but isn't affected by the hero's typical weaknesses (i.e Superman and Kryptonite)

It could be shape-shifting, cosplay, whatever your mind can come up with.

After this incident, he continues on with his life, completely oblivious to the pandemonium he has unleashed onto the internet, and by extension the Heroes.

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.